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Which is pretty much just southern sweet tea, except that Texans would never stand for that, because they have to put the name of their state on everything.
Sweet tea? No no, that's Texas tea.
Country/Chicken-fried steak? No no, that's a Texas-sized chicken fried steak.
Chevy Silverado LT? No, not an LT, not in Texas. That's a Texas-edition Silverado.
I've yet to travel to another state where they sell waffle irons that make waffles in the shape of their state. (Before you say anything about Colorado, Kansas, or South Dakota, it IS true that half of the waffle irons on the market make rectangular waffles, they are not marketed as Colorado/Kansas/etc shaped waffle makers.)
I'll give you three guesses as to what I'm going to be super-happy about NOT being in Heaven, and the first two guesses don't count.
I'm sure there will be plenty of Texans, though. It'll just be the first time in their life they'll be somewhere and there won't be a Texas flag somewhere in the room or on their person.
(All in good fun. Mostly. Mostly not, since I'm trapped here, but at least they pay me well. ^_^ )
Sweet tea? No no, that's Texas tea.
Country/Chicken-fried steak? No no, that's a Texas-sized chicken fried steak.
Chevy Silverado LT? No, not an LT, not in Texas. That's a Texas-edition Silverado.
I've yet to travel to another state where they sell waffle irons that make waffles in the shape of their state. (Before you say anything about Colorado, Kansas, or South Dakota, it IS true that half of the waffle irons on the market make rectangular waffles, they are not marketed as Colorado/Kansas/etc shaped waffle makers.)
I'll give you three guesses as to what I'm going to be super-happy about NOT being in Heaven, and the first two guesses don't count.
I'm sure there will be plenty of Texans, though. It'll just be the first time in their life they'll be somewhere and there won't be a Texas flag somewhere in the room or on their person.
(All in good fun. Mostly. Mostly not, since I'm trapped here, but at least they pay me well. ^_^ )
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that in Heaven, nobody will have to deal with the disappointment of purchasing an item, taking it home and opening it up, and discovering that out of all the items that were on the shelf at the store, you just happened to pick the one that had been purchased by someone else and then returned, repackaged, and sold to you.
Walmart, are you reading this? WE CAN TELL when you've repackaged something. We can tell.
Walmart, are you reading this? WE CAN TELL when you've repackaged something. We can tell.
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...uh... Black gold, TX tea?
Have you been listening to a story about a man named Jed?
Have you been listening to a story about a man named Jed?
...you pokin fun at my Hillbilly Heritage in relation to California?
I believe an insinuation was made that other teas are superior or divine than those which are native to California.
The conclusion of which being that tea of the Golden State would not be up to par to be present in heaven.
A designation naming its origin which in effect makes labeled tea of its origin and color a racist statement
The only gold of that which is true is of the yellow type being dominant of the California Republic.
An actual element of which will line the streets of heaven.