What will NOT be in Heaven?

[colalella2891]

Welllll, I just wrote the longest PM telling him not to make assumptions about people (because I know for a fact that Em has not had the easiest, happiest life), and click send...BANNED. *sigh*

Just one more person to pray for. >_<

I saw that, and I read it. Very insightful. You even pulled out some of his quotes from the other threads, so to me it looks like it took a while. Hopefully he got to read it.

 

[colalella2891]

Anyway, i'll get this thread back on topic:

Hmm... spiders won't be in Heaven. That's something worth celebrating.

 

[Shouryu]

Anyway, i'll get this thread back on topic:

Hmm... spiders won't be in Heaven. That's something worth celebrating.

AMEN!!!!!!

 

[xXErraticEmilyXx]

Albums with only one good song on it
Stepping in dog poo
Alarms
Ugly sweaters
Broken fingernails
Bad hair days
Stubbed toes
Boring lectures
Time
Tongue burning
Sun burn
Itching
Getting cut off
Noisy neighbors
Computer crashes
Justin Bieber jokes
Calories
Split ends
Boogeyman
Slenderman
Superman 64. I hate that game.
Shaving
Mowing the lawn
Untied shoelaces
Carpet burn

 

[Searching4Truth]

Let's just see if I make it there.

 

[Relena7]

Emotional baggage.
Mental clutter.
Literal clutter (messy rooms, etc).
Tedious chores.
Bad smells.
Restaurant bills.
Money.
Social awkwardness.
That bad feeling you get when you just got up (and you aren't a morning person).
WiFi networks.
Depression.
Taxes.
Jealousy.
Social anxiety.
Poor body image.
Eating disorders.
Garbage littered on the ground.
Terrible music that gets stuck in your head for 5 hours.

And to be honest, I don't think my favorite music on earth will be in heaven either. It isn't all that wholesome....lol. But I'm sure I wouldn't mind.

 

[rachelsedge]

Relena!!!

I haven't seen you around in forever, nice to see you back!

 

[BrittanyJones]

My sister always hoped that coldless snow would be in heaven. She and I decided if there was we would spend a lot of time sledding. She's there now so she knows... As soon as I get there I'm going sledding!

 

[MidniteWelder]

Gout will be out
And we wont ever get sick
We won't get any older
...and we won't ever die

 

[Shine4Jesus]

Toothbrushes. (no germs in heaven so won't need em)
Diets. Treadmills. Scales (the kind we weigh ourselves on). The latest secrets to losing weight. NONE OF THEM WILL BE THERE! Because there will be no weight.
Pointless loud dogs barking. All the good doggies will be chillax enough to not bark.
Hospitals.
Foods with high-fructose corn syrup in them.
Infomercials.




You should have said, "No sandbox... but there will be beaches."

Yes! Being healthy is hard work plus corn syrup or corn starch is in practically everything. Luv it

 

[MissCris]

There won't be any sage brush.

Or hummingbirds.

 

[AgeofKnowledge]

That's like saying there's no ice cream in Baskin Robbins.

But then again, it's safe to say that there aren't any atheists in hell either.

 

[Liamson]

I hate sage brush. The smell, the way it grows and just how ugly it looks.

 

[Kenwah]

people as slaves to there cell phones won't be in heaven and i cant wait to never hear the word money again

 

[rachelsedge]

Or hummingbirds.

Hummingbirds?? The tiny, harmless little jewels of the bird kingdom??

 

[MidniteWelder]

There won't be any sage brush.

Or hummingbirds.

There may be a way to combine the two to make them more tolerable (wink wink)

 

[MissCris]

Hummingbirds?? The tiny, harmless little jewels of the bird kingdom??

Er...well, when you put it like that...

(Seriously, hummingbirds freak me out)

 

[Miss]

there will be no freaking out in heaven

 

[fourleaf]

there will be no bullies in heaven and no trash talkers!

 

[JDecree]

black licorice
mosquitoes
msg +aspartame
bad breath