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This made my heart happy. 
haha
A heinous crime, a show of force, a murder would be nice of course.
hahaA heinous crime, a show of force, a murder would be nice of course.
EDIT: Some of the bigger names don't have their vids up anymore, but it was actually at PAX 08. Felicia Day and JoCo have left theirs up for posterity. (That Nathan Fillion one was the best; I'm sad I can't find it.)
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My apologies evil doer. I was not aware that you had already joined forces with other sinister minds. I prefer to work in small groups. I find that if there are too many evil geniuses, the henchmen get confused. Man, try to find a good henchmen nowadays. With the unions and the fair wage act, they just price themselves out of a good heist. I've tried the foreign markets, but they now have been making the same ridiculous demands, thanks to the globalizing of the economy and Bill Gates.
I have been considering raising my own from children, but the orphanages have been getting tighter in their adoption policies. Just because a few waifs were brought into the Brad and Angelina fold, everyone is holding out for "The good parents." I remember when you could get a dozen orphans for a pack of Camels, not the animal, but the cigarette.
Maybe it's time for me to just retire. It's a young man's game and I'm wearing kangaroo boxers. Maybe I should just get a job as a Middle School science teacher. Start warping the minds of the future.
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I have been considering raising my own from children, but the orphanages have been getting tighter in their adoption policies. Just because a few waifs were brought into the Brad and Angelina fold, everyone is holding out for "The good parents." I remember when you could get a dozen orphans for a pack of Camels, not the animal, but the cigarette.
Maybe it's time for me to just retire. It's a young man's game and I'm wearing kangaroo boxers. Maybe I should just get a job as a Middle School science teacher. Start warping the minds of the future.
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I'm sitting on an ER bed listening to Raiders of the Lost Ark score on my 400 meg sony mp3 player. playing Gemz Journey on my phone and texting. there's a portable toilet next to me I refuse to use. txting to a new friend about my toilet habits. its 5am and Ive been here 7 hours. is it weird that when I woke up today I didn't see this coming when I woke up today?
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Ok well maybe not the toilet habits. But glad you took the initiative to get to the hospital just incase continual prayers for you!
continual prayers for you!
Hey, we all have them. Well, i don't know if Canadians do. But the rest of the world does. The reason i don't think Candians do is they are usually full of... uhh... never mind.
Oh, Seoul!!! Where are you?
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Getting paid to sit there & do nothing is sometimes harder than it sounds. Today is "Team Day" at work. I punch in @ 1 & get out @ 6! one 15 min break for the day. Not working the phones/computer today. What it we do is sit in a big room & pretty much for 6 hrs listen to different people come in like United Way asking us if we'll give them $$,and then various "top dog" type peeps who talk about our products (stuff we already know) and other various things that have never changed in the past 7 yrs I've been working there. I guess I shouldn't complain,but it's just so hard sometimes to listen to people drone on about nothingness...yanno,kinda how I am doing to you all now. LOL
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Considering trying the park again today. It's a sunshiney, cloudless fall day, no wind so far. Would be nice to be out in it, but I don't know if I can handle watching my kid scoop up more gravel for no apparent reason.
On another note, it is really...frustrating...when somebody doesn't understand what I mean when I say "I don't have the money for that". I don't mean, "Oh, well, I could probably pull another hundred bucks off our money tree". I mean, "I don't have the money for that." How is there room for interpretation there?
It will be nice to have my house back next Tuesday. Maybe y'all could pray that I don't spontaneously combust before then.
On another note, it is really...frustrating...when somebody doesn't understand what I mean when I say "I don't have the money for that". I don't mean, "Oh, well, I could probably pull another hundred bucks off our money tree". I mean, "I don't have the money for that." How is there room for interpretation there?
It will be nice to have my house back next Tuesday. Maybe y'all could pray that I don't spontaneously combust before then.
My doctor recently disabled me until she can figure out what's wrong. Come to find out I filled the paper work out wrong, and they denied me benefits. However, I just talked to a woman on the phone, and she said that I can appeal it! It's a simple piece of paper that asks what happened and which date you want to use now. Such a relief! God is awesome, and I thank him for a simple solution!
I had to go through an attorney and when I got the benefits, they washed the first five months as no back pay, just so you are aware and it took 8 full months prior to receiving anything. And the Attorney got 25% of it. Just so you are aware.
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But...I've joked about spontaneous combustion since...I dunno, most of my teenage and adult life! If you take that away from me, I'm left with...really terrible knock-knock jokes. Please don't make me resort to those, everyone will start to hate me if that happens.
Honestly, I don't really know what I'm jabbering about. I need to stop with the coffee for today...convenient that I just poured the last cup of it.
Honestly, I don't really know what I'm jabbering about. I need to stop with the coffee for today...convenient that I just poured the last cup of it.
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But MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...I don't wanna go to marching band rehearsal! It's fall break! I want to be lazy for a day! A WHOLE day! The morning alone doesn't count!
Then again, I don't wanna teach an advisory class, and every two and a half hours of marching band rehearsal I assist with is a weeks worth of advisory I'm cleared on. Ugh. Necessary evil. Out into the sun with me, then. Why must the outside world orbit a giant ball of fire?!
Then again, I don't wanna teach an advisory class, and every two and a half hours of marching band rehearsal I assist with is a weeks worth of advisory I'm cleared on. Ugh. Necessary evil. Out into the sun with me, then. Why must the outside world orbit a giant ball of fire?!