Hey everyone,
And now for the other side of the coin. If CC had a "Dislike" option to choose in regards to threads and posts, how would you set about becoming the prom King or Queen of DISlikes???
Who wants to step up to the challenge of earning the most contempt all in one place?
(AGAIN, this is meant as a joke only... the more stressed out I get, the worse my humor becomes.)
Here are my ideas for becoming the Most "Disliked" Person in CC Singles...
1. Post pictures of people taking candy from babies. People, for some reason, don't seem to like it when people take candy from babies. Never mind that the baby can't or shouldn't even eat the candy in most cases... People just DON'T like seeing the candy being taken from the baby.
2. Post pictures of things like smelly laundry. People don't really seem to respond well to a pile of two-month-old laundry that literally has fumes rising up from it and critters scurrying underneath... especially when the pile is sitting in the middle of their dining room table.
3. Write a cheery, chipper, way too detailed post in CC about how I've met THE guy of my dreams and how he drinks a lot of coffee, brings me flowers, writes me long poems, likes everything I do, AND goes to church with me (where he sings me songs while strumming the guitar in his Christian rock band.) In other words, I've met and am finally dating "Biff" -- the Really Nice Albeit a Little Bland Christian Guy from a former thread. OH YEAH. That would DEFINITELY bring in the dislikes.
4. Post vast conversations about politics. It doesn't matter what's said. If the subject is politics, it's almost guaranteed that anyone who posts will rake in a vast number of Dislikes... even from those who subscribe to the same political party.
5. If all else fails, there's always Good Old Reliable Jesus Juking. "Jesus would never pay attention to such a superficial, unChristian system such as 'likes' and 'dislikes'... therefore, I am Strongly Disliking your post for being too heathen and worldly!!"
Wowsers.
I can literally FEEL all that UN-love already!
How about the rest of you?