Tips for GREAT dates

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hahahahahaha perfect!!!


If you and your date are in the car, and your conversation seems to lag or there is an akward silence in the car, randomly yank on the steering wheel putting the car totally out of contro...l While he is screaming in complete terror. throw your head back and laugh as loud as you can...... This will show your date that you have a sense of humor and a real adventourous side
 
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Always, ALWAYS bring Hersey Kisses in your pocket. If you ever see your date yawn, try throwing one into his/her mouth and say you like kissing on your first date.
 
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chelsers

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Always, ALWAYS bring Hersey Kisses in your pocket. If you ever see your date yawn, try throwing one into his/her mouth and say you like kissing on your first date.

Make sure they don't have a peanut allergy though :)
 
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missy2shoes

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Unless of course ya wanna give cpr ;)
 
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SamIam

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and make sure you dont get it logged in their wind pipe
 
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missy2shoes

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......and don't forget to unwrap the Hershey kiss first...........
 
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SamIam

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and make sure you have good aim, you dont wanna take your first date to the hospital because you threw a hersheys kiss in her eye ball
 
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Always, ALWAYS bring Hersey Kisses in your pocket. If you ever see your date yawn, try throwing one into his/her mouth and say you like kissing on your first date.

HAHAHAHAHa Anthony! that made me laugh so hard I'm crying!!
 
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christine-j

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ok ok my rib's hurt now
 

DinoDillinger

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tip #12 Don't let your parents do all the talking. It's usually not a good idea to even invite them out on a first date.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Never a good idea to bring little brothers, either.
 
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lol these are supposed be BAD dating tips...she was being sarcastic
 
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chelsers

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Hold the phone, I shouldn't do these things then? Well that's why he ran away screaming!!!
 
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Take your date on a motorcycle ride. You'll enjoy having her arms around you....And if it goes really bad, do a wheelie and you're rid of her.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Take your date on a motorcycle ride. You'll enjoy having her arms around you....And if it goes really bad, do a wheelie and you're rid of her.
LOL!!! That's too funny! I once saw a tshirt that says 'If you're reading this, it means the (expletive) fell off!'. I thought it was pretty funny, but thought they could have used a different word
 
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ChristopherMichael

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Next tip,

For the gents: If she is a larger girl: When her food comes, scrape half of it off her plate onto yours. Tell her "Your weight problem is now our weight problem! One team one fight".

For the ladies: Cry! Nothing will show a guy how sensitive you are, and how delicately feminine you are, then some tears. "I'm so happy you asked me out!" and "I'm not going to be alone any more!" are winners.

- Topher
 

seoulsearch

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I can't wait until the day I actually start getting dates so I can try all these wonderful suggestions out... (saving to buy a motorcycle...) HA.
 
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christine-j

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no i have the prefect tip for a first date ok so you have been asked out for a first date well dont forget to bring everybody with you your mom,dad,brothers,sisters husbands,wives,children,aunts,uncles even the grandparents let your date know what he/she is in for the first time around lol so he/she can go running for the hills !!!
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Ok, somebody remend me not to go on a first date Christine has set up! lol