Example of a Hipster
Hipster 1: Wanna check out this new band tonight?
Hipster 2: Have I heard of them?
Hipster 1: No. Pretty much no one has.
Hipster 2: Does their music incorporate unexpected items, such as a bullhorn or trashcan?
Hipster 1: Yes. They also use a gas tank from an old tractor.
Hipster 2: What’s the beard situation?
Hipster 1: Neolithic.
Hipster 2: Ok, I’ll be there in a minute. I need to grab my keffiyeh.