Tips for GREAT dates

[Narn]

If you and your date are in the car, and your conversation seems to lag or there is an akward silence in the car, randomly yank on the steering wheel putting the car totally out of contro...l While he is screaming in complete terror. throw your head back and laugh as loud as you can...... This will show your date that you have a sense of humor and a real adventourous side

Considering my bad driving I would not be able to get the car under control and we would both die in a fiery crash or drown in a river. Hmmm if that's date 1 I am scared to know what date 2 is!

 

[christiancollegegirl]

That crosses Narn off the list! I want to get home in one piece after the date.

 

[DinoDillinger]

tip #28

If there is a dull point in the conversation you always have your passion for collecting star wars dolls, ummm action figures to fall back on.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

...or you could tell him/her about your belly button lint collection.

 

[DinoDillinger]

tip #19

For the ladies, tell us about your cats!! Guys are really interested in all the cute things they do, their favorite brand of cat food, what they are allergic too, how they have come between you and someone in past relationships.

 

[Rissa77]

tip #11096343469

girls looooove to hear about every strange thing you've licked. be it the back of a dirty bus, a street puddle, an enormous ball of used gum, or a toilet. and then try to kiss us. wow... nothing better than that thrill.

 

[RODR]

I think i'm gonna throw up

 

[Rissa77]

LOL

you did note the sarcasm, right?

 

[RODR]

I don' t know you tell me

 

[Rissa77]

LOL of course it's sarcastic!

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Sarcasm, just one more great thing about Christian Chat!

 

[MahogonySnail]

I'm always puzzled why my belly button lint collection is a different colour to the shirts I wear , it's a mystery.

 

[imoss]

this is the best thread EVER!!

 

[Narn]

That crosses Narn off the list! I want to get home in one piece after the date.

It would be your own fault for grabbing the wheel and then laughing like a crazy women.
I don't dig people who mess with my driving. I am a bad enough driver without any help.

 

[Anthony4Him]

Kyra,

Start posting in here! Man! What kind of a thread host are you?!

 

[seoulsearch]

Tips for a great date... wear fun, creative, and formerly living hats like Anthony!

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Complain nonstop about how fat you think you are. Tell him about the latest diet that doesn't seem to be working and that your best friend lost 6 pounds last week on the same diet.

 

[seoulsearch]

Complain nonstop about how fat you think you are. Tell him about the latest diet that doesn't seem to be working and that your best friend lost 6 pounds last week on the same diet.

I had to laugh at this one out loud, CCC... seeing as some of the girls at my place of work are holding a "Biggest Loser Contest" for three months and the guys are complaining about having to work with starving, moody, calorie-obsessed women all the time!

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Oh those poor guys! How can they stand it?

 

[Mands]

*LAUGHING*


Oh my gosh these poor, clueless people you are all about to impact! I pitty them! They are going to have years of rehab awaiting them after some of these dates!! Especially the poor girl who you tell what you've licked and then try to kiss her *gag*