The Thread of Fictional Movie Taglines!!!
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"Dumb & Dumber" - tagline: "When Being Dumb Finally Gets You Money And A Woman"
"Spaceballs" - tagline: "Yes, This Movie Has A Dog-Man Character Named Barf, And You'll Love Us For It"
"Zoolander" - tagline: "Looking So Good Never Hurt So Bad" (I personally can relate to Zoolander's struggles of being a really, really, really good looking man and yet still have feelings that can be hurt). Please remember, we male-models are humans too!
"Spaceballs" - tagline: "Yes, This Movie Has A Dog-Man Character Named Barf, And You'll Love Us For It"
"Zoolander" - tagline: "Looking So Good Never Hurt So Bad" (I personally can relate to Zoolander's struggles of being a really, really, really good looking man and yet still have feelings that can be hurt). Please remember, we male-models are humans too!
i get to practice reading Japanese!!!
Here is my "tagline tribute" to Christmas movies!!!
"Scrooged" (the one will Bill Murray) - tagline: "Never Trust A Blonde-Haired Christmas Angel That Uses A Toaster As A Weapon"
"It's A Wonderful Life" - tagline: "Without 'Old Lang Syne' At The End, This Movie Would Be Meaningless"
"A Christmas Story" - tagline: "You'd Probably Shoot Your Eye Out With a Red Ryder BB Gun, But Your Parents Will Still Buy You One For Christmas Anyway"
"National Lampoons Christmas Vacation" - tagline: "It's Exactly What You Would Expect If You Invited Randy Quaid To Your Christmas Dinner"
"Scrooged" (the one will Bill Murray) - tagline: "Never Trust A Blonde-Haired Christmas Angel That Uses A Toaster As A Weapon"
"It's A Wonderful Life" - tagline: "Without 'Old Lang Syne' At The End, This Movie Would Be Meaningless"
"A Christmas Story" - tagline: "You'd Probably Shoot Your Eye Out With a Red Ryder BB Gun, But Your Parents Will Still Buy You One For Christmas Anyway"
"National Lampoons Christmas Vacation" - tagline: "It's Exactly What You Would Expect If You Invited Randy Quaid To Your Christmas Dinner"
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"The Notebook" - tagline: "Sparks Are Gonna Fly"
"Noah" - tagline: "If You Watch Maximus Decimus Build A Boat, Will You Be Entertained?"
"Godzilla" -"We're Going To Bring Out That 1950's Spiked Rubber Costume Just One More Time"
Taglines for soon-to-be-released movies:
"Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" - tagline: "Going Ape-Crazy Never Seemed So Sane"
"Transformers: Age of Extinction" - tagline: "When The World Is Saved by Marky Mark and the Clunky Bunch"
"X-Men, Days of Future Past" - "If You Figure Out What The Title of This Movie Means, Let Us Know Too"
"Noah" - tagline: "If You Watch Maximus Decimus Build A Boat, Will You Be Entertained?"
"Godzilla" -"We're Going To Bring Out That 1950's Spiked Rubber Costume Just One More Time"
Taglines for soon-to-be-released movies:
"Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" - tagline: "Going Ape-Crazy Never Seemed So Sane"
"Transformers: Age of Extinction" - tagline: "When The World Is Saved by Marky Mark and the Clunky Bunch"
"X-Men, Days of Future Past" - "If You Figure Out What The Title of This Movie Means, Let Us Know Too"
Doctor Zhivago-- In Soviet Russia Heart Attack Doctors You
Total Recall--- I Recall the 1980s version being way better.
Last of the Mohicans--- Great movie and book with the most misleading title of all American Dramas (there's a sequel)
Planet of the Apes--- If Charlton Heston was all ready in it you don't have to remake it. Get your hands off remaking my favorite movies you darn dirty apes!
Total Recall--- I Recall the 1980s version being way better.
Last of the Mohicans--- Great movie and book with the most misleading title of all American Dramas (there's a sequel)
Planet of the Apes--- If Charlton Heston was all ready in it you don't have to remake it. Get your hands off remaking my favorite movies you darn dirty apes!
Frozen: "Let it go, let it go, we don't want to hear it anymore.
Brave: Finally, a curly red headed heroine.
Tangled: Are you really surprised with all that long hair?
Snow White: Yes, we know that snow is usually white.
Sleeping Beauty: What I want to be at 7:00 A.M.
The Little Mermaid: Girl gives up everything for boy
Aladin: The first of Disney movies with the main character a human boy. (But he's a thief.)
Brave: Finally, a curly red headed heroine.
Tangled: Are you really surprised with all that long hair?
Snow White: Yes, we know that snow is usually white.
Sleeping Beauty: What I want to be at 7:00 A.M.
The Little Mermaid: Girl gives up everything for boy
Aladin: The first of Disney movies with the main character a human boy. (But he's a thief.)
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"Back To The Future" - tagline: "Come See Alex P.Keaton Time-Travel In A Suped-Up DeLorean - When DeLoreans Were Cool"
"Jurassic Park" - tagline: "Don't Feed The Animals, Because You'll Be All The Food They Need"
"The Hobbit - The Desolation of Smaug" - tagline: "Watch The Seven Dwarves From Snow White Team Up With The Munchkins of Oz For An Epic Battle Against The Dragon From Shrek"
"The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" - tagline: Actually I didn't want to come up with an "idea" for this movie's tagline, because I might get mysteriously hit in the face!!!
"Jurassic Park" - tagline: "Don't Feed The Animals, Because You'll Be All The Food They Need"
"The Hobbit - The Desolation of Smaug" - tagline: "Watch The Seven Dwarves From Snow White Team Up With The Munchkins of Oz For An Epic Battle Against The Dragon From Shrek"
"The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" - tagline: Actually I didn't want to come up with an "idea" for this movie's tagline, because I might get mysteriously hit in the face!!!
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Twilight- Stalking is the new romantic.
New Moon - Time to ditch your friends and family because your boyfriend left.
Eclipse- Oh noes my life sucks,I'm getting older than my boyfriend, an old elite
clan of vampires wanna kill me and I have two guys fighting over me WELP!!
Breaking Dawn Part I - Getting married right out of highschool is A-OKAY.
Breaking Dawn Part II -Haaay guys I'm not dead but here's my kid and we all live happily ever after.
New Moon - Time to ditch your friends and family because your boyfriend left.
Eclipse- Oh noes my life sucks,I'm getting older than my boyfriend, an old elite
clan of vampires wanna kill me and I have two guys fighting over me WELP!!
Breaking Dawn Part I - Getting married right out of highschool is A-OKAY.
Breaking Dawn Part II -Haaay guys I'm not dead but here's my kid and we all live happily ever after.