Bwahhaha, I almost spit water all over the monitor.
Dude you are the king!
I'm apparently on his ignore list now, which is a shame, because you reminded me of something else David did.
Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.
And remember, he only needed 100 foreskins, but he went with 200 because it was important to go above and beyond. Michal must have been quite the lady!!