For teh lulz...

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lil_christian

lil_christian

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rachelsedge said:
THIS IS SO ACCURATE.

I'm pretty sure I've yelped at least once while opening a can of biscuits.
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One time, I was at my grandma's, and there were two tubes of biscuits that were about to go bad, so we decided to make something like honey buns out of them. As I was peeling back the container, it unexpectedly went *POP!!* and I yelped and dropped the container. TWICE.

I jump at loud noises a lot.
 
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Shouryu said:
He forgot the second step: Spend the rest of the day moping in shame because they're so addictively delicious that you ate the entire batch yourself and didn't bother to touch the protein or vegetables you cooked for yourself. Sure, you can tell yourself that you made it relatively balanced by drinking a tall glass of fat-free milk, but deep inside, you know you failed, and what's worse is now all you can think about is buying another tube and doing it again.
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You feel shame? SUCKERRRR!
 
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Shouryu

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lil_christian said:
One time, I was at my grandma's, and there were two tubes of biscuits that were about to go bad, so we decided to make something like honey buns out of them. As I was peeling back the container, it unexpectedly went *POP!!* and I yelped and dropped the container. TWICE.

I jump at loud noises a lot.
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And you plan to be a musician? Let's hope you don't ever have to play the 1812 Overture. ^_^
 
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Shouryu said:
And you plan to be a musician? Let's hope you don't ever have to play the 1812 Overture. ^_^
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You know, cannon fire really improves that piece of music...
 
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ServantStrike

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Shouryu said:
That's why Tchaik actually wrote it with cannon. ^_^

(For the unlearned, no, I am not joking.)
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That is awesome.

Now I really want a cannon...
 
Chainhand

Chainhand

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Shouryu said:
That's why Tchaik actually wrote it with cannon. ^_^

(For the unlearned, no, I am not joking.)
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I hummed it the other day and popped paper bags at the right times. Not the same....
 
lil_christian

lil_christian

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Shouryu said:
And you plan to be a musician? Let's hope you don't ever have to play the 1812 Overture. ^_^
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LOL, well, unexpectedly loud noises make me jump. Like, fireworks? Don't flinch. Lightening? Well, sometimes. If it's unexpectedly loud, then yeah, I will.


But those biscuits in a tube, man....those things are brutal to my health. Hence the reason I went gluten free. I just couldn't risk a heart attack from opening all those tubes of biscuits. :p

(Well, not really. But hey, it makes for a fun story!!)


I actually do enjoy listening to the 1812 Overture. Lovely piece of music. :D Amazing with fireworks! Though maybe it would be best if I did stay away from the opportunity to play it. :p
 
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Come they told me parumpumpumpum...... (10 letters is boring. I feel like singing)

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ServantStrike

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I AM THE MASTER CHIEF!!!!




And... metalcore about... Halo? This always makes me laugh. Playing video games doesn't make you tough.
[video=youtube;UnrDnTdO33Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnrDnTdO33Q[/video]

I am the last of a dying breed
the Spartans; built to fight and born to lead
we will destroy the covenant and make them bleed
Cortana lead me through your eyes I will see

Heading off to the halo rings
finding out that earth is the final key
destroying the flood for all eternity
killing brutes, jackals, grunts, and covenant elites

I am the master chief
no one can mess with me
saving the world from catastrophe
unleashin' BXR's and killing sprees

let’s start a match, Team Slayer on Lockout
battle rifles blazin', you're gonna get knocked out
turn the corner, and im'a stick you right in da' grill
gettin’ no scoped beat down, I’m one in a mill'

HEADSHOT!

unstoppable

team skirmish CTF on Zanzibar,
capturing flags, gettin’ my battle scars
time to defend, I’m bustin’ heads with my shotgun
second round secured, another battle won

I am the MASTER CHIEF
no one can MESS WITH ME
saving the world from caTASTROPHE
unstoppables and KILLING SPREES
 
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