Owning your velcro - Rocking the velcro?

[1still_waters]

Many a fashion magazine will suggest that a man not own a velcro Snoopy wallet.


The thought of a man wearing the velcro shoes?



KNOW WEIGH JOSE!

And a velcro fanny pack??



The thing is....

Sometimes velcro just works for a person.

The apparent tacky aura, and annoying cracky rippy sound, sometimes it just works for a fella.

Does a man turn in his velcro to conform to ..??



Or should he, clutch the Snoopy wallet closer, velcro them shoes tighter, and wear that velcro fanny pack snugger? Should he pull apart his cracky rippy sounding velcro with even more authority?

Should the man who can rock the velcro, actually rock the velcro?

No this is not just about velcro.

 

[zeroturbulence]

God said "Let there be velcro" and there was velcro. God saw that the velcro was good, so God separated the velcro from the non-velcro... and the rest is history!

 

[Tintin]

There's no real way to rock the bum-bag (fanny-pack). It's the epitome of daggy. So, why not wear it as a headdress? (no, I've never done that before, shut up!)

 

[Jullianna]

Many a fashion magazine will suggest that a man not own a velcro Snoopy wallet.
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The thought of a man wearing the velcro shoes?

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KNOW WEIGH JOSE!

And a velcro fanny pack??

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The thing is....

Sometimes velcro just works for a person.

The apparent tacky aura, and annoying cracky rippy sound, sometimes it just works for a fella.

Does a man turn in his velcro to conform to ..??

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Or should he, clutch the Snoopy wallet closer, velcro them shoes tighter, and wear that velcro fanny pack snugger? Should he pull apart his cracky rippy sounding velcro with even more authority?

Should the man who can rock the velcro, actually rock the velcro?

No this is not just about velcro.

*gets Stilly a cup of cocoa and a foot soaking tub of Epson salts*

You ROCK that Velcro anytime you like, Mister!
The 20 Best Household Uses for Velcro | Apartment Therapy
Great Uses for Velcro You Never Thought of

 

[Jullianna]

Ladies love Velcro too....

 

[starfield]

Rocking the Velcro? Nah. When they accumulate lint and fur they don't work very well. Also, picture yourself sneaking into a quiet auditorium late and having to unfasten your noisy Velcro laptop bag; that can be an awkward moment . Why don't they make silent ones?

*Wondering why a grown man would own a Snoopy wallet*

 

[starfield]

This is epic! LOL

[video=youtube;vSK3maq8Cyk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vSK3maq8Cyk[/video]

 

[Jullianna]

This is epic! LOL

[video=youtube;vSK3maq8Cyk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vSK3maq8Cyk[/video]

SEE! If Special Forces guys use Velcro, that makes it UBERcoolness

 

[CatHerder]

Rocking the Velcro? Nah. When they accumulate lint and fur they don't work very well. Also, picture yourself sneaking into a quiet auditorium late and having to unfasten your noisy Velcro laptop bag; that can be an awkward moment . Why don't they make silent ones?

*Wondering why a grown man would own a Snoopy wallet*

maybe the store was out of the "Hello Kitty" ones.

 

[Praus]

Should the man who can rock the velcro, actually rock the velcro?

Yes!

No this is not just about velcro.

Trolls do math, not velcro.

-> Right-hand rule - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Applications
The first form of the rule is used to determine the direction of the cross product of two vectors. This leads to widespread use in physics, wherever the cross product occurs. A list of physical quantities whose directions are related by the right-hand rule is given below. (Some of these are related only indirectly to cross products, and use the second form.)

• The angular velocity of a rotating object and the rotational velocity of any point on the object
• A torque, the force that causes it, and the position of the point of application of the force
• A magnetic field, the position of the point where it is determined, and the electric current (or change in electric flux) that causes it
• A magnetic field in a coil of wire and the electric current in the wire
• The force of a magnetic field on a charged particle, the magnetic field itself, and the velocity of the object
• The vorticity at any point in the field of flow of a fluid
• The induced current from motion in a magnetic field (known as Fleming's right-hand rule)
• The x, y and z unit vectors in a Cartesian coordinate system can be chosen to follow the right-hand rule. Right-handed coordinate systems are often used in rigid body physics and kinematics.

"In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel. The Spacing Guild and its navigators, who the spice has mutated over 4,000 years, use the orange spice gas, which gives them the ability to fold space. That is, travel to any part of universe without moving." --Princess Irulan, Dune

 

[Praus]

Trolls do math, not velcro.

"Praus, you are by far the most inferior troll in the internet, you need remedial kindergarten." --Velcro Kat

 

[Rachel20]

Velcros are awesome. Everyone should incorporate them

Trolls do math, not velcro.

-> Right-hand rule - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Applications
The first form of the rule is used to determine the direction of the cross product of two vectors. This leads to widespread use in physics, wherever the cross product occurs. A list of physical quantities whose directions are related by the right-hand rule is given below. (Some of these are related only indirectly to cross products, and use the second form.)

• The angular velocity of a rotating object and the rotational velocity of any point on the object
• A torque, the force that causes it, and the position of the point of application of the force
• A magnetic field, the position of the point where it is determined, and the electric current (or change in electric flux) that causes it
• A magnetic field in a coil of wire and the electric current in the wire
• The force of a magnetic field on a charged particle, the magnetic field itself, and the velocity of the object
• The vorticity at any point in the field of flow of a fluid
• The induced current from motion in a magnetic field (known as Fleming's right-hand rule)
• The x, y and z unit vectors in a Cartesian coordinate system can be chosen to follow the right-hand rule. Right-handed coordinate systems are often used in rigid body physics and kinematics.

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Oh wow.

Flight services and other air defence companies may go bankrupt

You should join my company, we have all the competent engineers, making the helicopters fly requires someone with a solid understanding of flight physics and the grey art of microcontroller interrupt handling.

That's me.




Please submit your resume to Praus' Attack Helicopter, Inc. We have the militaries of five governments calling us already and we'll need a competent negotiator like yourself.

 

[lost1972]

nothing wrong with the velcro wallet, I'm 41 years old and married, I can get away with a velcro snoopy wallet, and I often carry camera gear so I have an excuse for the fanny pack

 

[1still_waters]

Ladies love Velcro too....

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Ok..I'm creating a new rule concerning women and velcro wearing...

NEW RULE: If women wear velcro they must pose for pictures without bending their knees. Velcro is worthy of proper knee posture.

 

[1still_waters]

*Wondering why a grown man would own a Snoopy wallet*

Some mysteries women will never grasp…..

 

[1still_waters]

nothing wrong with the velcro wallet, I'm 41 years old and married, I can get away with a velcro snoopy wallet, and I often carry camera gear so I have an excuse for the fanny pack

You my friend are both a gentleman and a scholar.

 

[Praus]

The thing is....

Sometimes velcro just works for a person.

The apparent tacky aura, and annoying cracky rippy sound, sometimes it just works for a fella.

"Velcro is a series of hooks and loops--a male and female--one grabs the other and ... sticks." --Velcro USA Director of Industrial Sales

[video=youtube;N9uxxqKGmYg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9uxxqKGmYg[/video]

 

[lost1972]

velcro was originally invented for the space program, so technically you are wearing something high tech and futuristic

 

[Relena7]

If you invest a lot of energy in being upset at someone else wearing velcro and their snoopy wallet and/or fanny pack/whatever, then you have too much time on your hands, and just wasted valuable thinking energy on something petty and vain. If you find velcro that distracting for you, then you've got a lot to adjust to in the real world.

And my post is not just about velcro either.

 

[rachelsedge]

There's no real way to rock the bum-bag (fanny-pack). It's the epitome of daggy. So, why not wear it as a headdress? (no, I've never done that before, shut up!)

"Bum-bag", "daggy"...you Australians and your lingo!