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Kyra

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Ok this is a sweet story, not really a funny one, but it touched my heart. Today I was teaching Sunday school and I told the children we were going to pray. So we divied up the requests and I started off with thanksgiving.

Then it was Caleb's turn, ( a litttle boy who had volunteered to pray) But he didn't say anything. I gave him a minute then I whispered his name and told him to pray. Still no sound. I was about to whisper his name again, but then I finally realized his little fingers were clenched real tight and his head bent down in concentration. I waited a bit and when he looked up, I asked, did you pray silently? He nodded solemnly. So precious!
 
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When Noah was first born, I still drove the older kids to the bus stop each morning, one of the kids being my neice jessica who was all of about 8 at the time...they were discussing babies and my oldest Haley says " Jessica just get your mom to have you a baby brother like mine did"...and Jessica looks at me, rolls her eyes, looks at Haley...says " She cant have babies anymore Haley , she gots her boobs tied".............
 
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This is rather a cute one

We had my stepsisters then five-years old in our car. Neither of her parents have been christian, nor had much to do with christianity. From the rearview- mirror my mother has hung a small Tiffany- angel. (she has lots of angels in the house... lots.. ) The little girl saw the angel, and remarked: "You have an angel in your car. It can protect you on your car trips!" it was so amazing to hear her say that. Now her father has started to grow curious, and has a christian girlfriend :D so we hope he'll stick with her, so they both can see Gods wonders
 
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TOTALLY laughed out Loud...noahs mom... that one didnt even warrant an abreviated lol.... it warranted a LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!
 
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ok this one i'll call wisdom of a 2 year old... not real funny but super cool! When I lost my mom it was a very trying time. I just got off the phone with my mother in law who is probably the least supportive person i know (didnt get me a card or anything) AAAANYWAY... I was in the passenger side of the truck and it was like the bottom of my world fell out and i was gut wrenching crying inconsolable and just couldnt stop... after a few minutes listening to me cry & my husband saying its ok its ok. My 2 year old son piped up from the back seat and said in a gentle voice... "dont cry mommy, grandma's not sad"... I said you are right Christian, she's not sad. those were the most comforting words I heard in the loss of my mom.
 
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iRocChrist

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your son is so beautiful! I can't wait until my daughter talks!!
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ok this one i'll call wisdom of a 2 year old... not real funny but super cool! When I lost my mom it was a very trying time. I just got off the phone with my mother in law who is probably the least supportive person i know (didnt get me a card or anything) AAAANYWAY... I was in the passenger side of the truck and it was like the bottom of my world fell out and i was gut wrenching crying inconsolable and just couldnt stop... after a few minutes listening to me cry & my husband saying its ok its ok. My 2 year old son piped up from the back seat and said in a gentle voice... "dont cry mommy, grandma's not sad"... I said you are right Christian, she's not sad. those were the most comforting words I heard in the loss of my mom.
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all these stories are funny and neat.
 
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When I was 14 years old, I fell in puppy love with my first boyfriend. About a year later, he broke my heart, and I was devastated. One night, I was crying in bed, and my brother, who was about 7 or 8 at the time, comes in, and says, "Don't worry, when I grow up, I'm gonna kill him for you." It was violent, but sweet. Then, about a year ago, my ex and I were talking again, and we were goign to go have lunch and catch up. He came over to my house, and when he walked in, the tension was thick enough to cut with a knife. My brother, now 15, sort of glares at him, goes to his room, and I SHOVED Tim out the door. When he asked what was wrong, I told him I think my brother was going to go find something to kill you with. Lol, 7 years later and my brother STILL wants to kill him for me.
 
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iRocChrist

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lol awww Harley_Ange! True brotherly love lol
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Awww, now that's a good brother. I don't dare tell my big brother when someone breaks my heart. He has military training and will make it look like an accident.
 
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ChristopherMichael

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I've got two more.

I think this counts. My Dad says that when I was little we were riding in an elevator when this woman came on. It was a long ride to the top, and just a bit after the door closed I go "Dad, she's reeaaaalllly fat!" He says it was an awkward ride.

Second, my little brother went to the doctor yesterday with my stepmom. When the doctor came in he goes "Mom! He's black!" and was all excited. For the rest of her appointment he'd randomly go "You're black!". Likewise awkward.

Three years old is an awesome age to be.

- Topher
 
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Leilaii425

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My daughter is three almost four really, and has watched the movie happy feet waaaaaaaaaaaay to much. Me and her were at a fast food place and the lady over the counter was gettin an attitude with me about something. So my daughter looks at her turns to the side sticks her butt out and says.. DONT BE SO SNOOTIE BOOTY! (thats a line from happy feet) i couldnt help but laugh
 
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iRocChrist

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lol Leilaii425 GOOD ONE!
 
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ChristopherMichael

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I was walking through Walmart one day and saw a soldier walk past a family with two young boys (like 5 and 7 or something). The older brother pulled his younger brother aside and I just barely heard him say "Look out Benny, it's a warrior!" Too awesome.

- Topher
 
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Harley_Angel

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Aww, that's awesome. My favorite is when me and my husband are out on our motorcycles and we stop at a light, all the little kids in the cars around us are waving. My husband never notices, but I always wave back, and they get this big grin on their face and get so excited.
 
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One day when my son was four (almost five) he was giving a baby sitter a hard time. After giving him some slack she pulled him into a bedroom and asked him, what's going on with you? You have been "awnry" all night. What's going on in your heart? After a second of reflection the baby sitter told us that he dropped his head and slumped his shoulders and said, "I want to obey, but the sin in my heart just won't let me."
 
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ChristopherMichael

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Harley_Angel said:
Aww, that's awesome. My favorite is when me and my husband are out on our motorcycles and we stop at a light, all the little kids in the cars around us are waving. My husband never notices, but I always wave back, and they get this big grin on their face and get so excited.
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Awwww, that's cute!

- Topher
 
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heres one, my youngest 4 on friday morning says to me "moooom after I get dressed I'm going east cause i got a compas in my sock you know" rofl! (i wonder is he going east cause kindergarten is west???)
 
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HebrewsTwelve18-24

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My granddaughte'sr were out riding scooters. The older one fell and hurt herself. Her 3 yr old sister asked her do you want me to pray for you? Yes she said. The 3 yr old prayed Dear Lord help Alina to not be so clumsey.
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OH Wow loveschild that’s so cute AND so funny! What a dear sweet child...how sweet the prayers of the little ones! :)

We were watching football one day (the English kind where we don’t touch the ball with our hands and lots of men run around in the freezing cold wearing nothing but a Tshirt and shorts! lol) and my Son was intently trying to understand why his Granddad liked it so much.

At the end of the match Granddad said..."Well Son that was a good game wasn’t it!" To which my Son replied "Yes the men in the coloured shirts were great but the guy in the black shirt (the referee) didn’t do much did he....and he had the cheek to tell the others off!" :Dlol
 
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iraasuup

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Haha these are hilarious guys.

Thanks for the laughs!
 
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One day when my son was four (almost five) he was giving a baby sitter a hard time. After giving him some slack she pulled him into a bedroom and asked him, what's going on with you? You have been "awnry" all night. What's going on in your heart? After a second of reflection the baby sitter told us that he dropped his head and slumped his shoulders and said, "I want to obey, but the sin in my heart just won't let me."
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HOW CUTE IS THAT!!! lol... I think I've said those words myself.
 
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