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Manager says: Sorry guys, but we don't serve your kind here!!!!

Guys say: Why not?

Manager says: Because your car, like your humor, is very one dimensional!!!
 

Oncefallen

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kid better be glad that was like 100 years ago.. if he tried that now. oh he would be in big big trouble.

yep, recently a kid was suspended from elementary school for sexual harassment for doing this
 
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Christian Semifeminist In Falling World


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Let's go troll that big white catfish for teh lulz...


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Descyple

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Famous last words of these two divers:

"Awwww, lets pet the cute little fishy, you are so cute, aren't you? Yeah, cute little fis................. ahhhhhhhhh (gargle, gargle)"

Shark says: Those two were the dumbest (and most delicious) divers I've ever had!!!"
 
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yep, recently a kid was suspended from elementary school for sexual harassment for doing this
indeed, sad how far we have falled in society. we will suspend a 6 year old from school cause he kissed a girl, yet nobody complains when whats her name does some nasty twerk stuff on TV.
 

Descyple

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To (mis)quote the astronaut Neil Armstrong.................

"One small misstep for this man, one giant splat on the sidewalk for mankind!!!"
 
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MidniteWelder

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"That's good Marion, yeah, :) that's the way
thats what they taught us in diving school,
if the sharks gonna attack you just poke him in the gills...like that."

---Shark..."Ummm... what was that for?:mad:"
"Thought you was gonna 'ttack me
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---"Well I wasn't GONNNA :rolleyes: but now, see now it just wouldn't look good in front of the other sharks."

oh :confused:


 
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" the iTOREtheSKY family portrait circa 1977 "

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Descyple

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When the Dark-Side is destroyed and the Nerdy Family-Side is restored!!!


P.S. What the heck is wrong with Yoda's left arm??? I never did trust that little dude!!!