Dear everyone south of Alaska,
It appears we have traded weather. It's unusually warm here for this time of year, and you've been suffering through sub-zero temperatures. I understand it's much harder for communities that aren't accustomed to such harsh cold to deal with it, so I promise to resist the temptation to point and laugh and call you all whimps (as most of my fellow Alaskans are doing).
If anyone wants some relief from the extreme cold, my house is warm, and you're all welcome to come over. We could have a CC game night by the fireplace! ^_^