Valentine's Day Humor For Singles!!!
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Just so you guys know, i'm only liking this post because he's my boyfriend 
i have to protect his fragile ego, so bear with me!!!
As for you, my Crazy Beau...
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i have to protect his fragile ego, so bear with me!!!As for you, my Crazy Beau...
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P.S. Descyple, dude those five chapters on the flow lines of your facial features, incredible, keep it up.
Loving the antics on here Between my cats, this Aussie heat and my struggles to keep regular hours during summer vacation from University,resulting in sleeping the day away I doubt I'll even realise when V-Day is upon us lol.
Between my cats, this Aussie heat and my struggles to keep regular hours during summer vacation from University,resulting in sleeping the day away I doubt I'll even realise when V-Day is upon us lol.
You thought it was Valentine's Day when.............................
You thought it was Valentine's Day when............................ everywhere you looked people were holding hands and singing out loud (but in reality, you were in the middle of the world's largest "Kum-By-Ya" concert).
You thought it was Valentine's Day when............................ you received a card in the mail you thought was from a secret admirer (but in reality, it was just a fancy subpoena from a local judge ordering you to court for the crime of being single for an inhumane amount of years).
You thought it was Valentine's Day when............................. all chocolate everywhere was 50% off (oh wait, that's when I thought I was Heaven!!!).
You thought it was Valentine's Day when............................ you felt you got hit by Cupid's Arrow, but in reality you were hit in the chest by a deer-hunter with incredibly bad visual judgment!!!
You thought it was Valentine's Day when............................ you begin talking to a woman and sparks start to fly, but in reality she's just a robot who is malfunctioning and her circuits are shorting out!!!
You thought it was Valentine's Day when............................ a dove lands on your shoulder holding a rose in its mouth for you, or at least that's what you initially thought it was, you quickly discover it's holding a really big half-eaten red lollipop that it picked up from the nearby garbage dump!!!
You thought it was Valentine's Day when............................ you begin talking to a woman and sparks start to fly, but in reality she's just a robot who is malfunctioning and her circuits are shorting out!!!
You thought it was Valentine's Day when............................ a dove lands on your shoulder holding a rose in its mouth for you, or at least that's what you initially thought it was, you quickly discover it's holding a really big half-eaten red lollipop that it picked up from the nearby garbage dump!!!
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Humorous Valentine's Day fact about iTOREtheSKY #22...
One time on Valentine's Day,my roommate & I who worked in the same restaurant together decided that because we were both single & feeling a bit jaded that year,that we'd wear black armbands with a a design that resembled a skull & crossbones,but instead of the skull,it was replaced by a heart,fractured down the middle. We wore these all day,and got some funny comments. I think he ended up doing pretty well in tips that day playing the whole "love has been so hard on me" card. Me...I just got sort of mocked. lol Good times...good times.
One time on Valentine's Day,my roommate & I who worked in the same restaurant together decided that because we were both single & feeling a bit jaded that year,that we'd wear black armbands with a a design that resembled a skull & crossbones,but instead of the skull,it was replaced by a heart,fractured down the middle. We wore these all day,and got some funny comments. I think he ended up doing pretty well in tips that day playing the whole "love has been so hard on me" card. Me...I just got sort of mocked. lol Good times...good times.
I would have tipped you well I Tore. Actually the other night my husband and I saw the movie The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. It was good. But this guy in it who works for E Harmony reminded me of you in the stuff he said. I think if you saw it you'd agree. He was funny. Anyhow that's how I imagined you'd deal with a person needing help on E Harmony. Hey maybe you should work for E Harmony.