I'll never be too old to enjoy
that quick-sand sinking feeling that is found at the beach,
when the water rolls in and takes the sand from underneath the feet.
to create a secret language
That reminds me, I really want to make up a secret handshake with my future boyfriend/fiance/husband, preferably without him thinking me a total dork because of it.
You're never too old to...
skip the morning's oatmeal in favor of toast with lowfat margarine and two strips of turkey bacon.
Yeah right. As if you would ever have just TWO strips of bacon. Everyone knows that bacon is eaten one pig at a time. And, I see that plate of nachos hiding behind that supposed stack of toast. Nothing like early-morning liquid cheese. BLEH!!!
send that Korean hottie from ChristianChat who's half your age an invite to meet you for the early-bird special at Denny's before you amble to the assisted living activities room for the bi-weekly euchre tournament.
Apparently, you're never too old to make fun of someone else's Dating Disaster Horror Show... Especially when it involves geriatrics and a game of cards.
If the guy asks me to puree his breakfast for him... Yes. He IS too old to be asking me out. (Nuke, have you been stalking me again? My dating profile just got a view from an 89-year-old...)
You're never too old to.................... eat chocolate for dinner (am I the only person in their 30's that does this???).
Sometimes I'm too tired when I get home from work to cook, so grabbing my kilogram bag of chocolate-covered almonds with a tall glass of chilled milk is sometimes my "dinner of choice"
Hey Everyone,
Is there a part of you that's still a kid inside and always will be? Sometimes it's just nice to let go of all the responsibilities and worries and sorrows... to find a moment of joy in what may seem like the smallest things.
At Christmas dinner, both my brother and I showed up in Spider-man t-shirts (mine, of course, was much cooler.)
My toddler nephews also their parents, "Auntie Kim really likes to play... Is she a kid like us, or a grown-up like you?" (That REALLY made me laugh!) On the other side of the family, my sister-in-law and niece were horrified by my confession that I've ALWAYS wanted a pair of "light-up" sneakers (hey, I do a lot of walking when it's still dark, so they'd actually be very practical!
) I keep thinking someday I'll find a pair in a bigger kids' size and be able to fit into those...
At the playground, I still swing on the swings.
And when my parents and I were in a car accident a few weeks ago (no one was harmed, thank the Lord), my Dad talked about how everything you know can change in the blink of an eye. I know it sounds incredibly childish, but when I went to sleep a few night later, I asked my Mom to tuck me i before they left.
She pulled a blanket over me and gave me a big hug and kiss good-night, just like she did when they first got me (after my adoption, even though I was too young to remember then.)
You're Never Too Old... to play with kids, to wear a favorite t-shirt, or buy a pair of light-up shoes.
And, You're Never Too Old to know you are loved, and that you love that person right back so very much.
What are you never too old for?
That feeling totally creeps me out.I'll never be too old to enjoy
that quick-sand sinking feeling that is found at the beach,
when the water rolls in and takes the sand from underneath the feet.