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I was channel surfing recently and came across a show about first dates. I couldn't believe some of the questions they were asking one another. Wow.
So, lemme hear some questions you would never want to hear from someone on a first date. Please keep it clean.
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So, lemme hear some questions you would never want to hear from someone on a first date. Please keep it clean.
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''Have you ever thought how our children would look like in this past hour? Because I have. I could draw them for you if you'd like!''
''When can I meet your mom?''
''I don't know if you believe in predestination, but I do. You know what I mean? (*wink wink*)''
'' How much money do you have in your bank account?'
''Are you going to eat that?'' <--- I can actually see myself asking that if I really liked what he ordered.
''When can I meet your mom?''
''I don't know if you believe in predestination, but I do. You know what I mean? (*wink wink*)''
'' How much money do you have in your bank account?'
''Are you going to eat that?'' <--- I can actually see myself asking that if I really liked what he ordered.
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"would you mind taking a screening test for STDs?"
"Is it alright if my boyfriend joined us tonight?"
..... I was thinking of this song I named my daughter after. Its not in English but it is a first encounter type of song.
The guy approaches pretty girl and says "Hey beautiful, you looking really fine what's your name?"
She looks him up and down and responds "My name is _______, however ever since I was young till I'm full grown, I don't like telling men my name because the next thing they want to know is where I live."
He goes "No, no baby I'm not like that. I have a nice big house out in the country. You would like it there...."
She says "Sure you have a nice house in the country with three kids and a mean wife."
"She's not mean." He interjects before realizing what he says, then continues "don't worry, you won't have to live with her, I'll build you your own house."
Then it goes back to the chorus "My name is _______, however ever since I was young till I'm full grown, I don't like telling men my name because the next thing they want to know is where I live."
"Is it alright if my boyfriend joined us tonight?"
..... I was thinking of this song I named my daughter after. Its not in English but it is a first encounter type of song.
The guy approaches pretty girl and says "Hey beautiful, you looking really fine what's your name?"
She looks him up and down and responds "My name is _______, however ever since I was young till I'm full grown, I don't like telling men my name because the next thing they want to know is where I live."
He goes "No, no baby I'm not like that. I have a nice big house out in the country. You would like it there...."
She says "Sure you have a nice house in the country with three kids and a mean wife."
"She's not mean." He interjects before realizing what he says, then continues "don't worry, you won't have to live with her, I'll build you your own house."
Then it goes back to the chorus "My name is _______, however ever since I was young till I'm full grown, I don't like telling men my name because the next thing they want to know is where I live."
what i object to more than the obnoxious questions is when a guy shows up with his "checklist" and it's obvious that no matter where the conversation goes, he's gong to make sure to ask "his questions".
obviously, we all have questions, but if you just sit back and allow a conversation to organically happen, i will learn everything i need to know on a first date (often without asking my "questions").
some of the more awful questions i've been asked on a first date:
+so, what do you think of me? i.e. "are you attracted to me?"
+does it bother you that i....[insert bad habit or other charm-free quality]?
+how much money do you make?
+how many times have you cheated?
+would you ever dye your hair blonde?
+how many children would you have? how quickly do you want to have kids?
by the way, this is the TAME version of my bad questions.
obviously, we all have questions, but if you just sit back and allow a conversation to organically happen, i will learn everything i need to know on a first date (often without asking my "questions").
some of the more awful questions i've been asked on a first date:
+so, what do you think of me? i.e. "are you attracted to me?"
+does it bother you that i....[insert bad habit or other charm-free quality]?
+how much money do you make?
+how many times have you cheated?
+would you ever dye your hair blonde?
+how many children would you have? how quickly do you want to have kids?
by the way, this is the TAME version of my bad questions.
These actually happened, but on the third date. Not sure if that counts.
His sister "accidentally" called him my "hubby". Commence barfing. I don't like that word anyway and, girlfriend...just no. Then again, this was the same sister who pulled my hands onto her pregnant belly so I could feel her baby.
We went to a puppy store in the mall on said date, and I was holding a puppy, asked him if he wanted to hold it, and passed it to him. He said, "This is like practice." WAT. O.O
His sister "accidentally" called him my "hubby". Commence barfing. I don't like that word anyway and, girlfriend...just no. Then again, this was the same sister who pulled my hands onto her pregnant belly so I could feel her baby.
We went to a puppy store in the mall on said date, and I was holding a puppy, asked him if he wanted to hold it, and passed it to him. He said, "This is like practice." WAT. O.O
I've always tried to understand Andy's True or False question she says at the end of this trailer here. But I can't hear it well. Juels, can you tell me what is her question? What is she saying? The accent is not clear.
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Here's my top 10 list of things a woman should never hear on a first date...
5. Want to see my knife collection?
4. Don't worry.. I just got my license back.
3. Is that an abandoned warehouse? I love those! Lets go inside!
2. Couldn't find anything about me on Google? That's probably because my family's in the witness protection program.
and #1... What's your blood type?
5. Want to see my knife collection?
4. Don't worry.. I just got my license back.
3. Is that an abandoned warehouse? I love those! Lets go inside!
2. Couldn't find anything about me on Google? That's probably because my family's in the witness protection program.
and #1... What's your blood type?
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Oh, thanks Monicat!! But I still don't understand the statement......what is this that is fair in love and war?.....
P.S. I've always wanted to ask you, what inspired your avatar?!!
But I still don't understand the statement......what is this that is fair in love and war?.....P.S. I've always wanted to ask you, what inspired your avatar?!!
the avatar:
aside from the nostalgic effect, i don't really have a great explanation. i grew up in a very rural place on a small ranch with lots of barbed wire and electric fences around and it conjures memories of a simpler time.
i find it's woven beauty a very simple, yet pleasing aesthetic.
also, it's a deceptively formidable opponent. a weak medium that can do a great deal of damage when animals (or people) unfortunately tangle with it.
when i was learning to ride a bike i accidentally rode into a barbed wire fence. i think i can still find the little scar on my nose from that adventure.
one of my favorite memories growing up was walking to/from the bus stop looking at all the different types of fur that would get caught up on the fences. my step dad taught me about identifying the species based on such things.
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