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[Arlene89]

It seems we have a rather generous amount of threads starting in singles aimed at 'putting yourself out there'. So, I thought it would be kind of fun to run with this momentum and to add a hint if ridiculousness.

So, the aim of this thread is to share details (age, sex, location) and other odd things about yourself and to 'put yourself out there'.



I'll start. (Insert maniacal laugh here)


So, my name is Arlene, I am a 24 years old female from the land of hopping kangaroos and drop bars.

I'm not a very moley person, but I have this one mole on my left arm that is approx. the size of my finger nail. It is really random.

I can make really awesome popping sounds with my mouth when you roll your lips outwards and you release this pop. I'm pretty proud of this ability. I like to do it during those awkward quiet moments in between the ads when at the movies, and then I laugh and its only me laughing.

I have terrible table manners. I never wear white when dining out. Once the food is set in front of me, there's no time for conversation, I eat until it's all gone. You can probably get a few nods out of me but with the risk of me spilling food on myself.

If you are interested, don't hesitate to private message me, I can tell you in great detail just how bad my table manners are!

 

[cinder]

I'm Cinder. I joined CC because I envy the busy social lives of hermits and recluses and wanted to get out more. I'm an American living abroad and I tell people I'm on about my 4th career path now. I'm desperately hoping for a wonderful rich man to come along so I don't really have to grow up and do actual work. I used to have bad table manners, now I just don't bother eating at the table. I also have no idea why things I commonly do may gross people out. Nose blowing, nose picking, scraping off dead skin, farting, yeah I don't bother to excuse myself to do any of that. It's natural right? I'm always right, except when I'm wrong, but that happens so rarely that they declare it a national holiday. I speak two other languages like a 4 year old with a speech impediment and enjoy being able to say important things like hello, thank you, bathroom and a variety of swear words in random other languages.

Did we mention body type? I am fat. Fat like can't buy clothes in normal stores fat. Since I dress for comfort instead of appearance this doesn't bother me too much. I'm looking for the man who thinks a woman looks attractive in baggy sweats with food stains on them. Did I mention that I'm also allergic to everything outdoors? Dogs and cats too for that matter. That means I have days where I lay in bed wishing I knew how to safely drill holes in my sinuses to lower the pressure. I'm sure you'll enjoy me canceling plans due to bad allergy days and seeing me try to push my face into my skull when the sinus pressure gets too intense. I'm also fiercely independent and will complain that you think I'm incompetent if you try to help me and that you never do anything for me if you let me do it on my own.

Well that should be enough to make all you handsome men out there desperate to be with me. Please don't all PM me at once; you'll interfere with my alone time.

 

[ww_21]

Hi I have bacon.

 

[Fenner]

I'm fenner, I'm not looking for a mate, I have one.

I have 2 kids, one husband and 3 cats, I like hiking, fun music, cats (obviously), reading and watching good TV or movies.

I love the Lord with all of my heart.

 

[Arlene89]

I'm fenner, I'm not looking for a mate, I have one.

I have 2 kids, one husband and 3 cats, I like hiking, fun music, cats (obviously), reading and watching good TV or movies.

I love the Lord with all of my heart.

There was nothing ridiculous about that! But I especially like that last bit.

 

[Arlene89]

Hi I have bacon.

Say no more! (Swoon)

 

[lil_christian]

Hi. I'm Lil_C. I'm not allowed to date until I'm 30, but true love waits, right??

 

[tourist]

I go by the name of tourist I as I am just passing through on this earthly plane. I am not at all sure what it is that I want or desire at this station of my life but I do find myself alone and I am open to suggestions. Speaking from my own personal perspective I believe that I am a hopeless romantic at best. Write to me at your own peril. Don't worry, I am not naïve enough to allow any woman to break my heart and I know that you will not allow me to break your own heart as well for I have the best of intentions. ♥♥♥

 

[zaoman32]

Hi. I'm Lil_C. I'm not allowed to date until I'm 30, but true love waits, right??

and don't you forget it!

 

[secularhermit]

Deeds speaks volumes...

No more advertise sought ´cause I became like one of these two (though I couldn´t get that leather stuff to show you how I am now):






Ha ha hah!


P.S.

Also the OLD blue cap is missing.

 

[posthuman]

i have a complete and total bastard for hire/rent/sale.

PM for info, remittance negotiable.
ridiculous inquiries only please.

 

[IloveyouGod]

Hello I go by IloveyouGod for how much I love God n' I think words can't express my feeling for Him well. I'm impatient and can get agitated if someone cuts me off or someone is holding me back because they're slow. I hate slow motion about anything and everything because I'm an active person. I can't stand rude people no matter who they are (my boss at work, my lover) they triggers me n' I'll snap at them. I'm all about elegance and stylish good quality clothes. I'm an adventurist who jumped off the top of the mountain in Switzerland with a parashoot. I like to constantly changing my hair style. I wear lipstick only. But I wear full makeup in weddings. I have very high expectations in the man I wanna marry and maybe it's too hard for me to find him because I'm the type of person who would look in between the lines and among words even. I observe tiny little behaviors including those what people might not even pay attention to them. I'm proud of all of that n' I'm not willing to give any of it up for whatever reason!!

 

[jakester8194]

Hello, I am jake I am 19 Love god, very stubborn bad table manners and childish jokes. if your still interested after that you can P.M me

 

[lil_christian]

Hi, I'm single and looking for chocolate. Message me for further details.

 

[cinder]

Hi, I'm single and looking for chocolate. Message me for further details.

What kind of chocolate? Milk, dark, white? Do you want nuts or melty truffle centers in it? Are you in favor of chocolate bars, pre wrapped pieces, or the candy shell so that it melts in your mouth not in your hand kind? Are you seeking chocolate of a certain nationality (swiss, belgian, american, etc.)? I am happy to assist you in all of your chocolate hunting needs but you really need to be more specific if you want to separate the good chocolate from the just ok chocolate. Be wise and guard your tastebuds. There's no reason to settle for inferior chocolate.

 

[MartyrNdaMaKn]

Hello, I' am Cruz, 31 years old, I enjoy watching kid tv shows, I randomly laugh and talk to myself. When I watch tv I tend to watch it with my mouth open, enjoy color sessions with my little niece. Very picky when it comes to what clothes to wear, it can take me awhile to get ready. Very bad habit of licking my plate after I am done eating. If you still find me attractive, feel free to message me...lol.

 

[Nodmyheadlikeyeah]

I'm Holly and i don't advertise myself.

Unless your name rhymes with Gordan, you're an aspiring male model and you love sushi... You need not apply.

 

[lil_christian]

What kind of chocolate? Milk, dark, white? Do you want nuts or melty truffle centers in it? Are you in favor of chocolate bars, pre wrapped pieces, or the candy shell so that it melts in your mouth not in your hand kind? Are you seeking chocolate of a certain nationality (swiss, belgian, american, etc.)? I am happy to assist you in all of your chocolate hunting needs but you really need to be more specific if you want to separate the good chocolate from the just ok chocolate. Be wise and guard your tastebuds. There's no reason to settle for inferior chocolate.

I refuse to settle for cheap chocolate. I deserve the best. I'm thinking some vegan dark chocolate Mocha truffles. I can't have most dairy products, but boy oh boy do I love my Mocha truffles.

 

[lil_christian]

I refuse to settle for cheap chocolate. I deserve the best. I'm thinking some vegan dark chocolate Mocha truffles. I can't have most dairy products, but boy oh boy do I love my Mocha truffles.

(You know, actually...I've found some on Amazon. I might just use a small portion of the grad money I'm getting to go towards them. Seriously. It's very tempting.)

 

[tourist]

What kind of chocolate? Milk, dark, white? Do you want nuts or melty truffle centers in it? Are you in favor of chocolate bars, pre wrapped pieces, or the candy shell so that it melts in your mouth not in your hand kind? Are you seeking chocolate of a certain nationality (swiss, belgian, american, etc.)? I am happy to assist you in all of your chocolate hunting needs but you really need to be more specific if you want to separate the good chocolate from the just ok chocolate. Be wise and guard your tastebuds. There's no reason to settle for inferior chocolate.

I love the kind of chocolate that melts in your mouth and not in your hands. I could eat M & M's by the fist-full.