I've stared at this thread for a bit, and I got nothin.
so I'll wing it...
You're the Petuli in my dreads.
You're like the worms after the rain.
You're like that caterpillar that fell into my heart's ant colony.
You're like the flamingo in my front yard, when I'm mowing the lawn.
You're the aluminum to my mercury.
My love for you is everlasting, like a VHS tape on a hot dash in the sun.