Thread titles you Would see in the Singles Forum

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Fenner

Fenner

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This is going along the lines of that old thread, thread titles you wouldn't see in the singles forum. What do you think you would see? I think the following:

I lost my phone can a lady or man (depending on gender) call me so I can find it?

Women dress appropriately and don't talk back.

I think I found my soul mate unfortunately they said they'll soon be moving some where, were they can have no human contact what so ever. Should I pursue this relationship?
 
God told me the man I'm gonna marry....now if I can get his attention so we can start talking.
 
"Kissing manual for all the singles out there saving their first kiss <3"

The OP would then follow with...

[video=youtube;U-SRcCGsBbc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-SRcCGsBbc&amp;app=desktop[/video]
 
This would be an entire series...

"Why Can't I Find the Right Person?"

(Five minutes after original thread is posted) "Tired of Waiting So Long!"

"Why Hasn't God Answered My Prayer?"

"Just Can't Stand Being Single!"

"Still Waiting, What Should I Do?"

(All posted within a one-week time frame...)
 
I'm thinking of becoming a mail order bride....what do you think would be a good asking price?
 
Heeeey I just realized that this wasn't my thread. I read one of Pipp's posts and was about to reply, actually that is something that I could see in the singles forum, then duh it hits me lol
 
I know I probably shouldn't go there but hey, I've been hashing it out in all areas of my life so why not the forums as well.

"Hear Ye, Hear Ye, All You Lesbian, Feminist, Jezebel-Spirited Women... I Am Here to Correct Your Heathen Ways (Insert Various Self-Styled Lecture Here.)"

(Reference to various other threads that already exist... Just mash them all together and this is pretty much what you'll get.)
 
"I told my crush that her hair is like a flock of goats, her teeth like a flock of sheep and her breasts like fawns. All from Song of Songs, and now she won't speak to me. Don't ladies like compliments??! I give up.'
 
"I Don't Understand Why I'm Single. I'm Looking For Someone with Golden Blond Hair (not medium or dark or white-blonde, mind you, but GOLDEN BLOND), Sky Blue Eyes (not gray or hazel or dusty blue, mind you, but SKY BLUE), 5' 10" (give or take half an inch, but no more than that because I'm open-minded), Makes $40,000 a Year (preferably $60K, but hey, I'm not materialistic), Has No More Than 1.5 Children (No, NOT 2... that extra 1/2 is a dealbreaker), Is An Ordained Minister, Has 3 Famous References, and Drives a Mid-Sized Car (a Prius doesn't count!!!)"

"I Have No Idea Why I'm Still Single..."

(Grace, I luvs you! The Prius comment is just for you. :))
 
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