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BananaPie

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1. Bacon
What's the most disgusting food you dare never eat?

2. 42
​What's 40 + 2?

3. I don't know.
​Who will CatHerder marry?

4. Crunchy
​How do you like your cereal?

5. Glitter
What happens when Mooseburger and Bananas come together at the dinner table?
 

seoulsearch

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1. What food can be made out of virtually any animal?
Bacon! Pig bacon! Turkey bacon! Ferret bacon! Iguana bacon! Etc.

2. How many houseplants has Seoulsearch killed off in the last 5 months? 42... and counting. (Ok, so not that many, but ALMOST.)

3. What's my stand-by answer for virtually everything people ask of me? I don't know.

4. What's a word you would hope would never describe someone's bedsheets... or underwear? Crunchy. Lumpy would be undesirable as well.

5. What makes everything a little more magical? What did I occasionally sprinkle on a co-workers desk top counter and eagerly wait ("3...2...1... THERE SHE BLOWS!!") for her to YELL at me? Glitter!!! (It had a superfine texture and was nearly impossible to remove with just one wash if you brushed your arm against it, etc. :p Mission accomplished!!!
 
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hoss2576

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3. what hoss2576 (and a bunch of other cc'ers) ought to say when asked, do you EVEN KNOW what crunchy means??? (i don't know)

Def of crunchy: adjective. comes from two latin words gypsius girlum.
 
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BananaPie

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Definition of hoss​: The British pronunciation for the word horse. :p
 

cinder

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Alright then. As the thread is called 5 Questions this time I will give you the answers and expect you to supply the questions.

1. Bacon

2. 42

3. I don't know.

4. Crunchy

5. Glitter


Yes some of these might have been inspired by people in the forum. Submit your creative questions. Go.
Now to prove that I can come up with more entertaining ideas than questions:

1. What is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy?

2. How many times should you let the phone ring before answering a call you really don't want to answer?

3. What is the most interesting thing you know?

4. What is a word that should never be used to describe a pasta dish?

5. What is one of the most messy and pointless substances in the universe?
 
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MissCris

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1. What is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy?
Baby laughter. Animal antics. Perfect scenery.

2. How many times should you let the phone ring before answering a call you really don't want to answer?
How ever many times it takes for them to hang up.

3. What is the most interesting thing you know?
Oh boy...I don't know interesting stuff...I'm not all formally educated and whatnot. I guess one of the most interesting things to me is knowing quite a bit about my ancestry.

4. What is a word that should never be used to describe a pasta dish?
Um...pastarific? Is that a word? No? Beats me.

5. What is one of the most messy and pointless substances in the universe?
...babies.
Kidding!! They're not that messy...
 

CatHerder

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1. Bacon
Besides cold hard cash, what does CatHerder accept as payment for teaching snotty nosed kids how to play the piano?

2. 42
How many times has someone put up a cat herding cartoon, link or gif when CatHerder appears in chat?

3. I don't know.
Who's on third?

4. Crunchy
How does Gypsygirl prefer her bell peppers?

5. Glitter
What do respectable vampires never, EVER do?
 

cinder

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1. What is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy?
Baby laughter. Animal antics. Perfect scenery.

2. How many times should you let the phone ring before answering a call you really don't want to answer?
How ever many times it takes for them to hang up.

3. What is the most interesting thing you know?
Oh boy...I don't know interesting stuff...I'm not all formally educated and whatnot. I guess one of the most interesting things to me is knowing quite a bit about my ancestry.

4. What is a word that should never be used to describe a pasta dish?
Um...pastarific? Is that a word? No? Beats me.

5. What is one of the most messy and pointless substances in the universe?
...babies.
Kidding!! They're not that messy...
You do realize that those were my questions for my own answers, right? Though you did come up with good answers.
 
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MissCris

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You do realize that those were my questions for my own answers, right? Though you did come up with good answers.
Bahahaha I obviously did Not realize this. They were just such good questions I was all like I'VE SO GOT THIS. Bahahaha
 
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blueorchidjd

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Haha, I feel guilty for always taking other peoples' questions so I figured I would post some this time.
1. If you could go back in time and tell yourself one thing as a kid, what would that piece of advice be?

2. What type of writing do you like, or what type of writing attracts your attention? Does it have a specific style, what does it remind you of?

3. It is 9pm and you and all of your friends are gathered around a campfire and you have everything set up to make smores....including a bag of candy and all of your favorite sweets! How do you prepare your favorite smore?

4. How do you deal with conflict?

5. Okay, what do you really do on the internet anyway?
 
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MissCris

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Haha, I feel guilty for always taking other peoples' questions so I figured I would post some this time.
1. If you could go back in time and tell yourself one thing as a kid, what would that piece of advice be?

2. What type of writing do you like, or what type of writing attracts your attention? Does it have a specific style, what does it remind you of?

3. It is 9pm and you and all of your friends are gathered around a campfire and you have everything set up to make smores....including a bag of candy and all of your favorite sweets! How do you prepare your favorite smore?

4. How do you deal with conflict?

5. Okay, what do you really do on the internet anyway?
Oh hey, questions (that don't already have answers! Haha)
1. I would tell my kid-self "Don't be friends with that girl down the street, she'll steal all your best Barbie clothes. And boys really DO have cooties, until you turn 30 and become immune. And there will be this periwinkle, glittery dress you'll want to buy...don't. And wear sunscreen."

2. I like writing that is detailed without being too long-winded in descriptions. And funny- it has to be funny. Not a laugh a minute, but a laugh or two a chapter is nice. And I really love when dialog is done well- when the characters talk like real people.

3. I'm not really a fan of s'mores...I don't care for marshmallows. But I'm totally fine with just eating the chocolate.

4. I used to deal with conflict by completely shutting down, or blowing up. Now, I just...deal with it. I dunno. Go right for the root problem and see if it can be fixed.

5. I don't do anything on the internet. Ever. I don't even know what that is.
....CC, Facebook, YouTube. That's about it.
 
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Tintin

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You do realize that those were my questions for my own answers, right? Though you did come up with good answers.
Sorry, Cinder. I too missed the memo.
 

christian74

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1. What is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy?
You shall be holy for Me, for I HASHEM am holy: and I have separated you from the peoples to be Mine. (Leviticus 20:26)

They removed the foreign gods from their midst and they served HASHEM - then His spirit could not tolerate the travail of Israel. (Judges 10:16)


2. How many times should you let the phone ring before answering a call you really don't want to answer?
I just pick it up after letting it ring for 7-8 times and say, "We are sorry, the number you have dialed has been disconnected or no longer in service, please check your number again," and hang up.

My second choice is, "AT&T, how can I help you?"


3. What is the most interesting thing you know?
The rationale behind marital testimony privilege and confidential communication privilege.
What's more interesting is what I am gonna do with it...


4. What is a word that should never be used to describe a pasta dish?
*a face that says why are we having pasta - that's like denying my identity


5. What is one of the most messy and pointless substances in the universe?
Rudeness.
Honorable mention: Unkindness
 

hoss2576

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New Questions:

1. What is your favorite animated movie?

2. What is the ugliest animal you have ever seen?

3. Who is your fantasy concert (opening act, headliner)?

4. What is the best and worst gifts you have ever been given?

5. What is the best type of cookie?
 
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New Questions:

1. What is your favorite animated movie?

Probably The Emperor's New Groove... funniest animated movie ever.

2. What is the ugliest animal you have ever seen?

Hairless cat. :rolleyes:

3. Who is your fantasy concert (opening act, headliner)?

This is fantasy right? I think it would have been amazing to see Micheal Jackson in concert, just because. Headliner... No Doubt? Also just because.

4. What is the best and worst gifts you have ever been given?

Last Christmas my best friend took our whole group of friends out to a nice restaurant rather than giving us individual gifts. It was probably the most fun I've ever had receiving a gift. One year the sole thing my husband got me was a wallet. I don't carry a purse, so it was worse than useless. :p

5. What is the best type of cookie?

There is a time for chocolate chip, and there is a time for white chocolate macadamia nut.

 

blue_ladybug

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New Questions:

1. What is your favorite animated movie?

2. What is the ugliest animal you have ever seen?

3. Who is your fantasy concert (opening act, headliner)?

4. What is the best and worst gifts you have ever been given?

5. What is the best type of cookie?


1.) The Shrek movie series.

2.) A hairless dog that won an ugliest dog contest. It looked like something straight out of hell. Scary!!

3.) The Beach Boys/John Stamos/Michael Jackson.

4.) Best: a handmade quilt with a picture of an orange cat on it, given to me by my mother last christmas. Worst: a stuffed penguin pulling a sleigh.

5.) Double-fudge chocolate chip!! :)