The Serious Cat Offramp Thread - For All of You Serious Cats

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I dunno. I lost my instruction manual.

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Loved it - Hey Tourist I think you landed here. And there is even a song for you at the end.

Apparently I landed in some type of jungle. Oh, no, the giant mosquitoes are coming back for seconds. Fortunately I have my travel size can of Raid - Jungle Strength. This time I am a ready. "Come on little buddies! Daddy has something for you..."
 
Apparently I landed in some type of jungle. Oh, no, the giant mosquitoes are coming back for seconds. Fortunately I have my travel size can of Raid - Jungle Strength. This time I am a ready. "Come on little buddies! Daddy has something for you..."


That's all well and good but what you gonna do about that BIG Snake?
 
Apparently I landed in some type of jungle. Oh, no, the giant mosquitoes are coming back for seconds. Fortunately I have my travel size can of Raid - Jungle Strength. This time I am a ready. "Come on little buddies! Daddy has something for you..."

Here they come......
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That's all well and good but what you gonna do about that BIG Snake?

I am going to give the snake what is left of my Lay's Wasabi Raspberry potato chips. Nobody can eat just one. At least that is what I am counting on. While he's munching on the chips I will make my escape. Yes, I know, I will watch out for the quicksand. Excuse me, something is crawling on my back. This is not going to be as easy as I thought.
 
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Somebody wanted milk but there is too much arguing and you gotta wait till the cows come home.