Ask Wade Anything

[WadeWilson14]

Friends, neighbors, countrymen (and women), in lieu of a proper introduction around here, I offer this - an Ask Wade Anything thread. If there's a burning question (as long as it isn't math or advanced science) that only yours truly can answer, ask away!

 

[cinder]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


the answer is 42. What is the question?

And finally, why did you join CC?

 

[arwen-undomiel]

And.... What is your favorite colour? Remember: answering this one correctly is impairitive to keep your life from being in grrrrrrave danger.

 

[Roh_Chris]

Well thank you, Mr. Wade. May I ask you - what is the velocity of the human thought? Are our thoughts faster than the velocity of light?

 

[Ugly]

Umm... yeah. I have no questions.

 

[Tinkerbell725]

Do you wanna be a poet and write?
Do you wanna be an actor up in lights?
Do you wanna be a soldier and fight for love?
Do you wanna travel the world?
Do you wanna be a diver for pearls?
Or climb a mountain and touch the clouds above?

Are you gonna be a gambler and deal?
Are you gonna be a doctor and heal?
Or go to heaven and touch God's face?
Are you gonna be a dreamer who sleeps?
Are you gonna be a sinner who weeps?
Or an angel?
Under grace?


i'm sorry..too many burning questions...

 

[zeroturbulence]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Ella85]

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Lynx]

How do you tell if a set of bagpipes is in tune?

Was dead reckoning ever alive?

Do you follow xkcd webcomic? If not, why in the world not?

When will the singularity happen, and will the supercomputer help or enslave mankind?

It's 2014. I want my flying car. Where is my flying car? We were supposed to have flying cars long before now.

 

[arwen-undomiel]

*Wade never returns, existential questions never get answered*

 

[blue_ladybug]

And.... What is your favorite colour? Remember: answering this one correctly is impairitive to keep your life from being in grrrrrrave danger.

Just remember, Wade, you CANNOT answer arwen's question with the color blue. Blue is MY color! mine mine mine!!


LOL JK... *grins sassily and runs away*

 

[seoulsearch]

Are you REALLY Deadpool?

(And if so, can I give you a list... )

JUST KIDDING EVERYONE!! Then again, it's Sunday. Ask me again on Monday... and a list may just magically appear.

 

[zeroturbulence]

*Wade never returns, existential questions never get answered*

Now we will never know the answers!!

 

[blue_ladybug]

Now we will never know the answers!!

aww now I haz a sadd..

 

[Charcoal]

How many licks does it take if the stupid owl doesn't bite the Tootsie Roll Pop?
Will I get more use out of buying a boat or a motorcycle?
When will the dear old ladies at church stop asking if I'm seeing someone yet?
Don't they know I'm just interested in raising my kids and leaving that side of things in God's hands to do with as He pleases?


...Or is this the wrong thread for all that?

 

[WadeWilson14]

Cinder, thanks for writing in! Answers in this lovely shade of blue. (Take note, Arwen.)

What is your name?
Why, WadeWilson14, of course!

What is your quest?
Excellent question, Cinder! This afternoon, my quest was to down a side of cheese fries with a cup of coffee, and by Thor's hammer, it was a resounding success.

What is average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I had to reach out to my friends at Swallow Airlines for an answer to this one, and as their business offices are closed on Sunday, the answer may be a few days in coming.

the answer is 42. What is the question?
Math.

And finally, why did you join CC?
Christian fellowship. Sweet, sweet fellowship.

 

[WadeWilson14]

And.... What is your favorite colour? Remember: answering this one correctly is impairitive to keep your life from being in grrrrrrave danger.

Arwen, thanks for writing in! I think your question is best answered... with song.

[Trigger warning: Late '90s animation]

[video=youtube;HgV1O0X4uXI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgV1O0X4uXI[/video]

 

[WadeWilson14]

Well thank you, Mr. Wade. May I ask you - what is the velocity of the human thought? Are our thoughts faster than the velocity of light?

Excellent question, Chris! We can think faster than a woodchuck can chuck wood (and faster than a dimmer light can go from dark to light), but as to who would win in a race? That, my friend, is an excellent question indeed.

 

[WadeWilson14]

So many questions, Tink! Replies, again, in favorite.

Do you wanna be a poet and write? I've always fancied myself a writer, albeit a novelist.
Do you wanna be an actor up in lights? Oh, but dat stage fright doe.
Do you wanna be a soldier and fight for love? Notsomuch. More a talker than a fighter.
Do you wanna travel the world? Yes please!
Do you wanna be a diver for pearls? Alas, I can't swim.
Or climb a mountain and touch the clouds above? Or hike.

Are you gonna be a gambler and deal? Never was too good with cards.
Are you gonna be a doctor and heal? Maybe.
Or go to heaven and touch God's face? Yep!
Are you gonna be a dreamer who sleeps? Yep.
Are you gonna be a sinner who weeps? Sadly.
Or an angel? Maybe.
Under grace? A toast to grace!


i'm sorry..too many burning questions...

 

[WadeWilson14]

What is the meaning of life?

To honor God, live well, laugh much, and eat something delicious every day. In that order.