Um... how can you move us to where we already are?
Actually when I talk about living here a lot of people mention tornadoes. I've never seen one. Lived here all my life, never seen a single one. In fact, when I hear about bad tornadoes in other places, it's always places like Indiana, Kansas, Oklahoma... Technically we're supposed to be in Tornado Alley, but I think I'll stay here anyway.
By the way, did you ever notice how Tornado Alley and the Bible Belt coincide so close?