So ISIS doesn't like us. We've revoked passports of any of members that are originally from Canada as a big screw off, you go and play with the jerks of the world, you get locked out. And the whole buddying up with US and others against them.
They told us that they will make it so we won't even feel secure in our bedrooms. Whatever that means. But it has us talking and in Canadian-fashion, joking. Talks about training our vicious geese to protect homes, see if they'll be able to brave the winters, putting blades on the ends of hockey sticks as weapons, a Calgary MP Tweeted in response to the bedroom threat, a picture of her relaxing in bed with a hashtag #securebedroomselfie. But jokes aside, apparently we have one of the most underrated armies in the world, I hope that's true.