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I would rather have someone lie about something they told me about someone else. I don't care much for rumours. But I would blow a fuse if they lied about my work.

Would you rather have a bee buzz around your face when you are holding on to a rope while hanging from a tall tower or be chased by a crocodile when your boat is stuck with a faulty engine in the middle of the lake?
 
Bee, definitely. Bee can hurt, croc can kill. But what am I doing up there on the side of the tower?

Would you rather be without air conditioning in the summer or without heat in the winter?
 
I Bee wanting the air conditioning I can always find my guy to cuddle with and stay warm.

Would you rather argue with a Christian or an Atheist?
 
Neither.
"A man convinced against his will
Is of his own opinion still"
Both are pointless, fruitless wastes of time. Nobody ever changes his mind in an argument. The only reason I believe we should keep the waste-of-internet-space known as the Bible Discussions forum is to keep them occupied THERE so they won't come HERE. But some filter in here anyway...

Would you rather have a blazing fast smartphone with a small screen or a glacially slow smartphone with a really large screen?
 
Neither.
"A man convinced against his will
Is of his own opinion still"
Both are pointless, fruitless wastes of time. Nobody ever changes his mind in an argument. The only reason I believe we should keep the waste-of-internet-space known as the Bible Discussions forum is to keep them occupied THERE so they won't come HERE. But some filter in here anyway...

Would you rather have a blazing fast smartphone with a small screen or a glacially slow smartphone with a really large screen?

I am not smart enough to use a smartphone.

Would your rather be rich or good looking?
 
Neither I hate cell phones of any type....

Would you rather visit a farm with snakes or swim in a river with a crocodile?
 
Good looking I could find someone who was rich if I wanted to that bad but I don't want to that is....

Would you rather visit a farm with snakes or swim in a river with a crocodile?
 
I have snakes here at the house, so visiting a farm with them, pffft, no big deal. I did some work on a farm that had an eight foot snake that lived in teh barn and ate the rats that would show up for the feed. He was a valued member of the farm.

Would you rather eat under-cooked eggs or under-cooked chicken?
 
Under cooked eggs

Would you rather go on a zip line or white water rafting?

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A

My oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A

Would you rather go white water rafting or to Las Vegas?
 
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A

My oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah
Zip-A-Dee-A

Would you rather go white water rafting or to Las Vegas?

White water rafting with a justice of peace onboard...


Would you rather get married to a farm girl or a city girl?

You are so quick you must be well rested.
 
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Las Vegas. I can't swim if my raft over turns. So that's a no-brainer for me.. :p

Would you rather listen to a scratched Mozart vinyl record on a gramaphone or Justin Bieber on a home theater system?
 
White water rafting with a justice of peace onboard...


Would you rather get married to a farm girl or a city girl?

You are so quick you must be well rested.

I am a southern big city boy myself. I would rather get married to a southern big city girl. Not much white water in Las Vegas but plenty justices of the peace. There is a wedding chapel there too.
 
I am a southern big city boy myself. I would rather get married to a southern big city girl. Not much white water in Las Vegas but plenty justices of the peace. There is a wedding chapel there too.

Wait where did the rathers go?

I would rather have a rather than not....

Would you rather smoke a cigarette or love a girl?
 
I'd rather listen to a scratched Mozart record...at least it is music with merit.
I would rather love a girl (unless that is implying some kind of inappropriateness). I've not had a cigarette since 2001.
I would rather never again set foot in Vegas. Ever. White water rafting is fun, though potentially dangerous. I'd rather be somewhere that risks my physical self than my eternal soul. It's just not my kind of city.

Would you rather eat lentils or Lima beans?
 
I would rather have lentils. Actually, we use them a lot in our gravies. And they taste delicious if cooked well. :)

Would you rather go hungry for 3 days or go thirsty for a day?
 
Hmmm... can we make a virtue of necessity and call it fasting? :D Hungry for three. I only drink water and fruit juices, but I drink a lot of water.


Would you rather wear toe shoes or a big floppy hat?
 
floppy hat. I can goof and groove with that, but then I went to a few warehouse parties back in the 90's.

would you rather have to wear crocs everywhere you went or a tail coat?
 
Crocs? Omg. No no no no no no. I would rather wear a tail coat. Imagine if I step out of my shiny new Jag wearing a tail coat and waving at the press lined up on both sides. :cool:

Would you rather go for a Yanni concert or visit The Louvre?
 
Le Louvre, mais certainment. A collection of art beats listening to one rather insipid singing star any day.

Would you rather your computer crash or your car refuse to start?