Why are you still single? Answers we wish we could give.

[JesusLives]

Could I get anybody else a cup of coffee while I'm up???? We can have us a Wake Up Party....I brew a mean cup of coffee - plenty for all....

 

[Lynx]

No thanks, I'm running on dark chocolate.

 

[JesusLives]

No thanks, I'm running on dark chocolate.

You love chocolate and you still don't have a girl?.....we need to talk...seriously.....girls love chocolate.....you should have one.....girl that is not chocolate...

 

[Inu]

It's 4pm here so I best lay off the coffee for now but thank you for the offer JesusLives

 

[Lynx]

No no no, I like DARK chocolate. Most of the women I know like MILK chocolate, which is more cream and sugar than chocolate.

 

[JesusLives]

It's 4pm here so I best lay off the coffee for now but thank you for the offer JesusLives

I brew decaf you are safe....lol

 

[JesusLives]

No no no, I like DARK chocolate. Most of the women I know like MILK chocolate, which is more cream and sugar than chocolate.

Sorry I like all chocolate including Dark and there are others like me....no excuses.....for you.....

 

[JesusLives]

Due to horrible noise outside my front door due to new building across the street this song from Queen is for you guys....

Especially dedicated to you AgeofKnowledge..... stands back for the lightening strike.

"Somebody To Love"

Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry
Lord what you're doing to me
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief,
Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

I work hard every day of my life
I work till I ache my bones
At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own -
I get down on my knees
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord - somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me - somebody to love?

(He works hard)

Everyday - I try and I try and I try -
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm goin' crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe
Yeah - yeah yeah yeah

Oh Lord
Somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat
I'm ok, I'm alright
Ain't gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord!

Find me somebody to love
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

 

[Lynx]

Wow, that's... desperate.

I'll counter with an old rock song.

"Don't you want somebody to love
Don't you need somebody to love
Wouldn't you love somebody to love
You'd better find somebody to looooooove"

 

[JesusLives]

Wow, that's... desperate.

I'll counter with an old rock song.

"Don't you want somebody to love
Don't you need somebody to love
Wouldn't you love somebody to love
You'd better find somebody to looooooove"

I am not trying to pick him up if that is what you are thinking....just poking the hornet nest a little....that's all...lol Besides I'm engaged.

 

[Lynx]

I know you're engaged. I was just saying, that song sounds desperate. Like the singer would be willing to go out with the first woman who came along.

 

[Marian29]

Cause God didn't permite yet.

 

[JesusLives]

I know you're engaged. I was just saying, that song sounds desperate. Like the singer would be willing to go out with the first woman who came along.

Well you do have to try a few on for size you know just to see if they fit.... Tourist and I fit like a glove....lol

 

[AgeofKnowledge]

Face the truth, don't attack the messenger. Rainbows are a poor substitute for empirical statistics when dealing with life's most important issues.

"Faithful are the wounds of a friend, But deceitful are the kisses of an enemy." -Proverbs 27:6.

When hard truth in a fallen world triggers negative emotions, that's an opportunity to grow.

Wow, you're just a bundle of rainbows, aren't you? Some of what you say is true, but why must you always try to bring people down? Are you one of those people who loves to create drama so you always have something to argue?

 

[Lynx]

Yup Tintin, it's your fault for not accepting the truth laid out before you. Shame on you man. Shame on you.

 

[AgeofKnowledge]

I'm in a great mood yes. The Christians I know presently going through divorces; not so much.

However, a new study released this year published in 'The Good News About Marriage: Debunking Discouraging Myths about Marriage and Divorce' by Shaunti Feldhahn clearly shows that the divorce rate for Christians who attend church regularly AND whom are also involved in regular supportive community have a markedly LOWER divorce rate than both the national divorce rate and uninvolved Christians.

Interestingly, this applied to second marriages as well where a spouse had previously been divorced but remarried a Christian involved in their church and supportive community. You see, second marriages fail at a higher rate than first marriages in the national average but NOT for couples involved in regular church attendance AND supportive Christian fellowship.

The icing on the cake was when George Barna of the Barna group confirmed Shaunti's research. That's important because the Barna Group has been quoted for years by anti-Christian groups for publishing study results which show that Christians (including born again Christians) have about the same rate for divorce as non-Christians.

What has been discovered recently; however, is that a subset of born again Christians who both attend church regularly AND are part of supportive communities (such as a weekly small group fellowship, for example) have a materially lower divorce rate than non-Christians and Christians uninvolved in these two activities.

Knowing that in advance, definitely gives new couples an advantage if they apply it to their marriage and become involved in a healthy local church assembly AND a supportive small group fellowship.

Correct information is good for decision-making. Unicorns, rainbows, old wives tales, etc... not so much.

Well aren't you just a merry ray of sunshine this morning?

 

[blue_ladybug]

OK, to derail this thread YET AGAIN, lol, : Lynx, I want your dark chocolate so hand it over, back off and I won't hurt you!! JesusLives, I'd love a cuppa coffee with cream and sugar, sugar!! Please and thank you! LOL!!

AgeofKnowlege, I want the "icing on the cake" in your above reply!!


And make it fast.. I'm hungry..and thirsty..lol *thread successfully detracked, however momentarily*

*cackles and runs off* mwahahahahaa

 

[Agricola]

Maybe I should grow a beard like Tintin to attract women.

 

[Tintin]

Face the truth, don't attack the messenger. Rainbows are a poor substitute for empirical statistics when dealing with life's most important issues.

"Faithful are the wounds of a friend, But deceitful are the kisses of an enemy." -Proverbs 27:6.

When hard truth in a fallen world triggers negative emotions, that's an opportunity to grow.

I'm not against the truth, I'm all for it. I know life isn't all puppies and rainbows. But I also believe in enjoying the blessings we do have and looking to grow more to be like Christ by trying to have a grateful heart.

 

[JesusLives]

OK, to derail this thread YET AGAIN, lol, : Lynx, I want your dark chocolate so hand it over, back off and I won't hurt you!! JesusLives, I'd love a cuppa coffee with cream and sugar, sugar!! Please and thank you! LOL!!

AgeofKnowlege, I want the "icing on the cake" in your above reply!!


And make it fast.. I'm hungry..and thirsty..lol *thread successfully detracked, however momentarily*

*cackles and runs off* mwahahahahaa

JesusLives enters with nice hot cup of Joe - cream and sugar right?...... Here you go my pleasure and you can keep the Blue Ladybug mug I got especially for you...See your name is even on it.......cachets out......