O.O You did what?

[BananaPie]

I'll buy the platform shoes, ...

Roger. Copy. LOL. I was going to grab Blue's trade to buy the Zoo, but when I saw "Platform shoes," I figured you'd want to buy the shoes.

 

[MissCris]

I will buy the IMF, sell the chimpanzee and trade the book with "Yo Mama" jokes for -

- An invisible cloak
- A pair of boots that are fireproof
- A 1980's Batman suit

I'll buy the 1980's Batman suit, sell the invisible cloak (WAIT! is it a cloak to make me invisible, or is the cloak just invisible? Too late now I guess...), and trade the fireproof boots for:

A rainbow colored clown wig
A search and destroy duck
A bucket full of toy cars

 

[SpiritHealth]

I'll buy the 1980's Batman suit, sell the invisible cloak (WAIT! is it a cloak to make me invisible, or is the cloak just invisible? Too late now I guess...), and trade the fireproof boots for:

A rainbow colored clown wig
A search and destroy duck
A bucket full of toy cars

I will buy the bucket full of toy cars, sell the rainbow colored clown wig and trade the search and destroy duck for:
a bucket of melting snow
a bow and arrow
a toy koala bear

 

[Roh_Chris]

I will buy the bow and arrow (good for getting me some food ), sell the bucket of melting snow and trade the toy koala bear for -

1) A wall clock
2) A 24-string guitar
3) A tennis racquet

 

[AsifinPassing]

I'll buy the guitar; sell the wall clock; and trade the racquet for:

-a pack of chewing gum

-a very nice pen

& - a steak dinner (including 2 appetizers, a salad, bread, and desert)

 

[BananaPie]

Buy the pen; sell the chewing gum; trade the steak dinner for

a mechanical pencil
Brazil
the Chinese Economy

 

[Susanna]

Buy the pen; sell the chewing gum; trade the steak dinner for

a mechanical pencil
Brazil
the Chinese Economy

I'll buy the mechanical pencil, sell Brazil and trade the Chinese Economy for

City hall
A pink umbrella
Texas

 

[VioletReigns]

I'll buy Texas (since I live here already)... sell the pink umbrella and trade City Hall for:
Shoes with wings so I can run faster
Gift certificate for a foot massage
A couple nice laundry baskets

 

[Roh_Chris]

I will buy the shoes with wings, sell the gift certificate for a foot massage and trade the laundry baskets for -
Suez Canal
A seashell
A broken faucet

 

[blue_ladybug]

I will buy the seashell, sell the broken faucet, and trade the Suez Canal for-

a wishing well, a miniature pony and a starfish

 

[BananaPie]

Buy the wishing well; sell the starfish; trade the mini pony for,

Alcatraz
the Golden Gate Bridge
a tree house

 

[SpiritHealth]

Buy the wishing well; sell the starfish; trade the mini pony for,

Alcatraz
the Golden Gate Bridge
a tree house

I would buy the Golden Gate Bridge (to sell it later), I would sell Alcatraz (because I'm not in it), and I would trade the treehouse for:
- an ice cream cone
- a palm tree
- a movie with friends

 

[AsifinPassing]

I'll buy the movie with friends, sell the palm tree, and trade ice cream ( to someone desperate apparently... ) for:

-A new(er) car

-a bouquet of roses

-& a nice dinner for two

 

[VioletReigns]

I will buy the new(er) car... sell the roses (I like violets ) ...and trade the dinner for two for:

A wheelbarrow filled with awesome books
A remote control Stealth Bomber
Homemade blueberry crumb coffee cake

 

[MissCris]

I will buy the new(er) car... sell the roses (I like violets ) ...and trade the dinner for two for:

A wheelbarrow filled with awesome books
A remote control Stealth Bomber
Homemade blueberry crumb coffee cake

How in the world am I supposed to pick just one of those to keep? I'm gonna break the rules here and buy all three...and in their place leave:

Green Play-Doh
Mr. Potato Head, with only half his parts
Bacon

 

[seoulsearch]

How in the world am I supposed to pick just one of those to keep? I'm gonna break the rules here and buy all three...and in their place leave:

Green Play-Doh
Mr. Potato Head, with only half his parts
Bacon

(Looks at MissCris suspiciously.) Hey Missy, what kind of used-car-salesman tactic are you trying to pull here???!!!

I'll sell the bacon (with as many CC'ers who would happily be matched up with a side of bacon rather than a date, that shouldn't be too hard), trade the green Play-Doh (reminds of Slimer from Ghostbusters), and buy Mr. Potato Head-with-half-his-parts (but WHICH HALF is he missing??? Will he have arms, legs, and lips... but no head to attach them to?)

In return, I shall bequeath someone with:

1. My entire collection of houseplants. (That's a grant total of 4, down from 15... and 2 of the 4 ain't lookin' happy.)

2. A rubber chicken named "Flex".

3. The entire bottle of garlic I just stuck in the freezer.

Vampire Apocalypse?

CHECK!!!

 

[VioletReigns]

Well, if MissCris can bend the rules, I will, too! I'm selling all of the houseplants, good ol' "Flex" & the frozen bottle of garlic for:

a Renaissance sword
Captain Kangaroo collector plate series
pinto beans

 

[Roh_Chris]

So now everybody wants to break the rules .. I blame MissCris.

I would buy the Renaissance Sword, sell the pinto beans and trade the Captain Kangaroo collector plate series for -

1) A pair of Hot Wheels cars
2) A vintage rocking chair
3) A fountain pen

 

[BananaPie]

Sell the Hot Wheels cars; buy the fountain pen, and trade the rocking chair for,

1. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Car
2. A Jerusalem Temple music box
3. a Boeing 747

 

[blue_ladybug]

Keep the Boeing 747..sell the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang car and trade the music box for:

a trip to Graceland..a 7-day sea cruise..an olympic-size swimming pool