Straw Man Argument Game...! :D

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JesusLives said:
O.K. then use brown sugar.....hummmmmm caramelized apple crisp.....NEW RECIPE!!!! Top with vanilla Ice Cream...lots of it..... hungry now......Do not add straw to this at all.....
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if you don't make your own brown sugar,
you cannot be saved!

your hunger can not be satiated by earthly things.
and my recipe is better! :mad:

(you know, if we didn't love each other, this would never fly. :) )

 
JesusLives said:
O.K. then use brown sugar.....hummmmmm caramelized apple crisp.....NEW RECIPE!!!! Top with vanilla Ice Cream...lots of it..... hungry now......Do not add straw to this at all.....
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Is this a new type of fruit smoothie you are concocting? I will get the straws...
 
Angela53510 said:
Seriously, read your Bibles and learn! Stop posting that women should not know their place or try to do ministry out of the kitchen, ...
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Agree.
Everything is about men.
God created Adam, then when He ran out of things to do, he made Eve.

Even arguing is all about men.
There is a reason it's called a STRAW MAN.

Knock Knock.
Who's there.
Straw woman argument.
What's a straw woman argument?
A straw WOMAN argument is a logical fallacy that only occurs IN THE KITCHEN!!!

: )

I have no idea why my relationships don't work out.
 
Reborn said:
Congrats Angela, your post was good enough to draw 8 comments on how good it was...even this one! Mine never did...sad face.
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sad face?
don't you know Jesus smiled?

methinks a little more STUDY is appropriate.

;)

 
psychomom said:
if you don't make your own brown sugar,
you cannot be saved!

your hunger can not be satiated by earthly things.
and my recipe is better! :mad:

(you know, if we didn't love each other, this would never fly. :) )
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We can do this cause we share a Son......lol
 
Reborn said:
Congrats Angela, your post was good enough to draw 8 comments on how good it was...even this one! Mine never did...sad face.
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Don't worry, in a couple of years, in sheer exhaustion from the often mind-blowing arguments in the BDF, you will come in here and post the funniest kind of satire, which some will get right off the bat, and then others will gradually be exposed to the saving truth of irony.

Not exactly the straw Tourist was looking for to drink the apple crisp, I know! Just some sage and wise advice!
 
Reborn said:
Congrats Angela, your post was good enough to draw 8 comments on how good it was...even this one! Mine never did...sad face.
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You just don't know how to play the game, sonny.. your in the league with the big kids now.. :)
 
tourist said:
Is this a new type of fruit smoothie you are concocting? I will get the straws...
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Is that suppose to represent the body of Straw Man? Show me where it says to take straws off of Straw Man and use them for partaking in refreshing beverages!!!?
 
Angela53510 said:
BUT the term "straw man" NEVER appears ONCE in the Bible!
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That's totally wrong exegesis..!
Allow me to demonstrate please on Jonathan Swift's example how it is done....
In this unhappy case they went immediately to consult their father's will, read it over and over, but not a word of the shoulder-knot. What should they do? What temper should they find? Obedience was absolutely necessary, and yet shoulder-knots appeared extremely requisite. After much thought, one of the brothers, who happened to be more book-learned than the other two, said he had found an expedient. "It is true," said he, "there is nothing here in this will, totidem verbis, making mention of shoulder-knots, but I dare conjecture we may find them inclusive, or totidem syllabis." This distinction was immediately approved by all; and so they fell again to examine the will. But their evil star had so directed the matter that the first syllable was not to be found in the whole writing; upon which disappointment, he who found the former evasion took heart, and said, "Brothers, there is yet hopes; for though we cannot find them totidem verbis nor totidem syllabis, I dare engage we shall make them out tertio modo or totidem literis." This discovery was also highly commended, upon which they fell once more to the scrutiny, and soon picked out S, H, O, U, L, D, E, R, when the same planet, enemy to their repose, had wonderfully contrived that a K was not to be found. Here was a weighty difficulty! But the distinguishing brother (for whom we shall hereafter find a name), now his hand was in, proved by a very good argument that K was a modern illegitimate letter, unknown to the learned ages, nor anywhere to be found in ancient manuscripts. "It is true," said he, "the word Calendae, had in Q. V. C. {76} been sometimes writ with a K, but erroneously, for in the best copies it is ever spelt with a C; and by consequence it was a gross mistake in our language to spell 'knot' with a K," but that from henceforward he would take care it should be writ with a C. Upon this all further difficulty vanished; shoulder-knots were made clearly out to be jure paterno, and our three gentlemen swaggered with as large and as flaunting ones as the best.
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But we dont even have to go that far as these gentlemen did when interpreting their father's will about what they may wear on their coats... surely the words "straw" and "man" are in most close neighborhood in the Bible, which leads us to a safe conclusion that a straw man also appears in the Bible, and is almost digging our eyes out, in fact.
 
psychomom said:
if you don't make your own brown sugar,
you cannot be saved!

your hunger can not be satiated by earthly things.
and my recipe is better! :mad:

(you know, if we didn't love each other, this would never fly. :) )
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Now we are being racist! Brown sugar only saves you? is that how it goes. White sugar will not? Your wrong missy, Your racist and preaching a false gospel. White sugar will save you just as well as brown!
 
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