At only 24years young, I can't believe I've cracked it. Guaranteed if you follow this post, you will be absolutely irresistible to the opposite sex. This will guarantee you a happy marriage, a happy life, a happy family, the full premium top of the range package of life. No life is without it's troubles (as the bible promises us) but this guide will minimise a lot of the problems you might face if you don't follow this. Fellas, it has been rumoured that ladies love a man with more class than the plaza hotel. In the words of the great Barney Stinson, girls love it when a man SUIT'S UP!!!! It is said that they like a "mans man"; A man who is colossally tall, a rugged chiseled wild man with abs and muscles, a full head of hair and a beard so wild, David Attenborough could document it. Secretly, it is rumoured that even the godliest women want a man who is...well...blessed in the bedroom department if you know what I mean. And of course it is rumoured that women love a chivalrous selfless gentleman because as much as women can be as attracted to the surface levels of a man just like us men are, what is on the inside trumps all.
Ladies, it has been rumoured that men like a lady who takes pride in her appearance; A lady who dresses well, has rich healthy hair so long that Rapunzel would get jealous, a figure slimmer than Apple.inc's next iPhone, large perky breasts, a great bum, abs tighter than his wallet, and slim legs longer than America's Route 20. It is rumoured that men want a lady; a woman who can be a great mum to his children, who can cook and clean as well as look after him. And let's be honest, even the godliest man wants a lady who can....yano....perform in the bedroom.
I promise you....bare all these qualities and guaranteed the opposite sex will find you irresistible....HOWEVER....Men: if you're a clean shaven short chubby nerd with a bald head....I guarantee the opposite sex will find you irresistible too. Ladies: if you're a short legged flat chested woman who wears no make-up, has short hair and stretch marks...I guarantee the opposite sex will find you irresistible too....In fact, it doesn't matter how you look, or how you act, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. If you bear all the qualities that I first listed and you look and act like a Hollywood Fairytale's wet-dream, even then will you not attract the entire population of the opposite sex. Infact, what I'm about to say is practically gospel so tuck this little bad-boy away like an unholy confession that bursts out of you when the holy spirit touches you: YOU CAN PLEASE SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T PLEASE ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME. So with that in mind, let me tell you this:
If you want to be irresistible to the opposite sex, JUST BE YOURSELF!!! JUST BE YOU!!! WARTS AND ALL!!! DEDICATE YOURSELF TO GROWING, IMPROVING, DEEPENING YOURSELF IN GOD, IN KNOWLEDGE AND GAINING WISDOM BUT DON'T COMMIT TO BEING SOMEBODY YOU'RE NOT!!! IF YOU'RE A WELL CHISELED GREEK-GOD-ESQUE KIND OF MAN THEN PRAISE GOD, BE YOU HOMIE! IF YOU'RE A SKINNY TALL BUSTY VICTORIA SECRET-MODEL-ESQUE WOMAN THEN PRAISE GOD, BE YOU SISTA! IF YOU'RE A JOCK, A NERD, A GEEK, A REBEL, A PK, A GOODY-TWO-SHOES, A PREFECT, A MARINE, A GAMER, A PRINNIE, A TOM-BOY, A SUIT, A HIPSTER....WHATEVER YOU ARE....BE YOU!!! BE YOURSELF!!! FIND SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU FOR YOU!!! SOMEONE WHO ACCEPTS YOU FOR THE PERSON YOU ARE!!! A PERSON WHO DOESN'T WANT TO CHANGE YOU BUT CHAMPIONS YOUR GROWTH! A PERSON WHO DOESN'T WANT TO MOULD YOU INTO THEIR IDEA OF PERFECTION BUT A PERSON WHO SEES YOU AS PERFECT, EVEN WITH ALL OF YOUR FLAWS!!!!
BE YOU!!!! BE YOU!!!! BE YOU!!!! DON'T DO YOU....BE YOU!!!! DO WHAT YOU CAN BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN DOING. YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN DOING, YOU'RE A HUMAN BEING, SO JUST BE!!! BE YOU!!!!
God Bless
LD
Ladies, it has been rumoured that men like a lady who takes pride in her appearance; A lady who dresses well, has rich healthy hair so long that Rapunzel would get jealous, a figure slimmer than Apple.inc's next iPhone, large perky breasts, a great bum, abs tighter than his wallet, and slim legs longer than America's Route 20. It is rumoured that men want a lady; a woman who can be a great mum to his children, who can cook and clean as well as look after him. And let's be honest, even the godliest man wants a lady who can....yano....perform in the bedroom.
I promise you....bare all these qualities and guaranteed the opposite sex will find you irresistible....HOWEVER....Men: if you're a clean shaven short chubby nerd with a bald head....I guarantee the opposite sex will find you irresistible too. Ladies: if you're a short legged flat chested woman who wears no make-up, has short hair and stretch marks...I guarantee the opposite sex will find you irresistible too....In fact, it doesn't matter how you look, or how you act, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. If you bear all the qualities that I first listed and you look and act like a Hollywood Fairytale's wet-dream, even then will you not attract the entire population of the opposite sex. Infact, what I'm about to say is practically gospel so tuck this little bad-boy away like an unholy confession that bursts out of you when the holy spirit touches you: YOU CAN PLEASE SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T PLEASE ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME. So with that in mind, let me tell you this:
If you want to be irresistible to the opposite sex, JUST BE YOURSELF!!! JUST BE YOU!!! WARTS AND ALL!!! DEDICATE YOURSELF TO GROWING, IMPROVING, DEEPENING YOURSELF IN GOD, IN KNOWLEDGE AND GAINING WISDOM BUT DON'T COMMIT TO BEING SOMEBODY YOU'RE NOT!!! IF YOU'RE A WELL CHISELED GREEK-GOD-ESQUE KIND OF MAN THEN PRAISE GOD, BE YOU HOMIE! IF YOU'RE A SKINNY TALL BUSTY VICTORIA SECRET-MODEL-ESQUE WOMAN THEN PRAISE GOD, BE YOU SISTA! IF YOU'RE A JOCK, A NERD, A GEEK, A REBEL, A PK, A GOODY-TWO-SHOES, A PREFECT, A MARINE, A GAMER, A PRINNIE, A TOM-BOY, A SUIT, A HIPSTER....WHATEVER YOU ARE....BE YOU!!! BE YOURSELF!!! FIND SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU FOR YOU!!! SOMEONE WHO ACCEPTS YOU FOR THE PERSON YOU ARE!!! A PERSON WHO DOESN'T WANT TO CHANGE YOU BUT CHAMPIONS YOUR GROWTH! A PERSON WHO DOESN'T WANT TO MOULD YOU INTO THEIR IDEA OF PERFECTION BUT A PERSON WHO SEES YOU AS PERFECT, EVEN WITH ALL OF YOUR FLAWS!!!!
BE YOU!!!! BE YOU!!!! BE YOU!!!! DON'T DO YOU....BE YOU!!!! DO WHAT YOU CAN BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN DOING. YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN DOING, YOU'RE A HUMAN BEING, SO JUST BE!!! BE YOU!!!!
God Bless
LD
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