My momma taught me that

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MollyConnor

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My mom taught me to be positive/optimistic about myself and others. :)
 
Lynx

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Nah, that never works.

Sorry... hush Lynx.
 
MrsRoseTreasure

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My mother had a mustard seed pendant on an old chain. She would gladly tell me how faith only that big could move a mountain. I hear that story years later at church, and came home and stared at that necklace, amazed. That necklace is mine, now.

My mother taught me that a mustard seed of faith could move mountains. :)
 
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jogoldie

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Lynx said:
Momma taught me when I put a trash bag in the trash can, wrap it around the edge, gather up the loose bag, put my thumb in it and spin the can. When it is tight, tuck the knot under the tight bag. It will not fall in. Ever. I use this trick every day at work. My bags don't fall in, no matter how many customers put how much trash in.
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Hey brother......I did this all night at work..........tell your mom thanks........it really worked.......peace..jo
 
mailmandan

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My mama taught me about time travel - "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
 
mailmandan

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My mama taught me to think ahead - "If you don't pass your math test, you'll never get a good job."
 
mailmandan

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My mama taught me about stamina - "You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."
 
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cloudforest

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My mama taught me about life, she'd always say, you've seen today, you haven't seen tomorrow, always make good use of your day and have respect for everyone, it could be a new born babe, have respect for him/her. Those values instilled in me at a young age have really helped molding me into who I am today, though sometimes didn't really make good use of the day and ended up with a lots of chores etc. :D
 
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Susanna

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melita916 said:
my momma taught me that she always finds out. no matter what i'll do, she'll find out. lol
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That was what my momma taught me as well, and stupid silly little me believed every word of it...:p;).
 
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Susanna

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mailmandan said:
My mama taught me about time travel - "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
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Lol, this made me remember that my momma also taught us kids alot about what would happen if we didnt do as we were told. I also learned that I should not make eyes at her the hard way;).
 
MartyrNdaMaKn

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Mi Mama, taught me the art of parallel parking, while she held a chancla in her hand, while looking over her shoulder to swat you in the back seat.
 
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melita916

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la chancla in momma's hand taught me sooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!! lol
 
Lynx

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My mother never did it, but I've heard of mothers who used their shoes as paddles to tan the kids' hides.

Bill Cosby said his mother could even get a boomerang action from her high heels. Take one off, throw it and hit a misbehaving child, then it comes back and she puts it back on.
 
Fenner

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My Mom taught me not to complain, how to make great deviled eggs and spaghetti sauce.
 
wisebeardman

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I didn't learn anything...

but my father taught me 2 things....
ah..
oh yea...
eh...
Never chase a man over a cliff, I forgotten the other one.
and. well. my dad didn't teach me that ether...
uh.
hrm
who was it.
oh yeah
Constable Benton Fraser
 
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jaybird88

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momma taught me that when i have a GF and it starts getting serious make a self note of what this girls mother is like cause one day she will be a lot like her.
 
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