this is what it says on my novelty bottle of sanity pills:
The Paranoia Pharmacy
sanity control pills
Physician: Dr. I. D. Pressed.
Prescription: #GimMeABreak
Instructions: Take as needed to maintain your sanity when facing life's catastrophes, including blaring boobtubes, chaotic kids, treasoness teenagers, claustrophobic kitchens, gorged garbage bags, stalled Studebakers, bungling bureaucrats, frantic finances, egotistical employers, and belligerent bankers.
WARNING: Excessive use may cause you to talk to yourself, but if you don't listen, you'll be all right.
this used to have novelty jellybeans in it, but now there's mini M&m's in it..