You know you're getting old when.........

[blue_ladybug]

Okay, not too sure if this is a blonde thing or getting older thing. I came out of a job interview and went to get into my car. I took my key and put it in the door lock and tried to turn the key wouldn't work. I then tried flipping the key and still didn't work. I looked at the key for a couple minutes and it was the right key so I tried again with no success. Turns out it was the wrong car. My car was about five cars down. All I can say is good thing the alarm didn't go off.

that happened to my mom one time. She pushed the unlock button on her key ring and it unlocked SOMEONE ELSES car.. she tried getting in and i was like, mom this isn't your car..lol.. Funny thing is, the car that unlocked was the same make, model and color as my moms car..

 

[cmarieh]

that happened to my mom one time. She pushed the unlock button on her key ring and it unlocked SOMEONE ELSES car.. she tried getting in and i was like, mom this isn't your car..lol.. Funny thing is, the car that unlocked was the same make, model and color as my moms car..

At least the key didn't work because I would have noticed it was the wrong car probably halfway home. The funny thing is, I would give my mom a hard time when she would do the same thing.

 

[tourist]

Okay, not too sure if this is a blonde thing or getting older thing. I came out of a job interview and went to get into my car. I took my key and put it in the door lock and tried to turn the key wouldn't work. I then tried flipping the key and still didn't work. I looked at the key for a couple minutes and it was the right key so I tried again with no success. Turns out it was the wrong car. My car was about five cars down. All I can say is good thing the alarm didn't go off.

It is also a better thing that the key did not start the car. I got stopped once many years ago. The officer said that my car was stolen. I said no, this is my car and it certainly is not stolen. It turns out that the DMV gave me the plate that was meant for someone else.

 

[kodiak]

Okay, not too sure if this is a blonde thing or getting older thing. I came out of a job interview and went to get into my car. I took my key and put it in the door lock and tried to turn the key wouldn't work. I then tried flipping the key and still didn't work. I looked at the key for a couple minutes and it was the right key so I tried again with no success. Turns out it was the wrong car. My car was about five cars down. All I can say is good thing the alarm didn't go off.

I did that at college once....The worst part is the person who owned the car had to come up to me and say "your car is over there, I just tried to get in yours."

 

[Jimbone]

You know you're getting old when, you have to make a kind of groaning like noise any time you sit down or stand up.

 

[blue_ladybug]

when you go to call a friend, and end up dialing your own phone number..

 

[Lynx]

When all the things you and your friends used to do are now the things "those crazy kids" do.

"And no one wants to get high on the town
Cause all my rowdy friends have settled down"

 

[Roh_Chris]

When the term "party all night" makes you groan and whine because you want to be home by 9.30pm.

 

[JesusLives]

When I say Blond out and it is only 8 pm. Like last night.... Of course then she is up at 12:40 am and will probably get yelled at for flooding the site.....whatever....wait, does saying that make me a little younger?

 

[GandalfTheWhite]

When I say Blond out and it is only 8 pm. Like last night.... Of course then she is up at 12:40 am and will probably get yelled at for flooding the site.....whatever....wait, does saying that make me a little younger?

STALKER!!!!

 

[BasketCaseII]

You know you are old when you have to have help to get out of bed, to dress and take a bath. You really know you are old when the diaper u use overflows LOL...
when u creak and fart with every step u take... when u cant hear and most conversations start out with the words ( what or huh ) ???
when you forget and i mean forget forget, forget why u came into a room, forget where u r, forget your noon time meds 5 days in a row.. yes some of this is about me but NO I don't wear a diaper LOL

 

[Donkeyfish07]

when you go to call a friend, and end up dialing your own phone number..

Or when you dial your friend, and forget who you were calling and when they say hello.......your like, ummmmm, who is this?

obviously not as big of a problem now that you can look down at your cell and see who it is, but it still happens to me here and there

 

[p_rehbein]

your animated avatar doesn't animate

 

[blue_ladybug]

you go to unlock your front door and the key won't work because it's your car key..

 

[Lynx]

Or the key to the church, or the key to the other door lock... I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that.

With me it's the home/church keys usually. Maybe I'm at church so much that it's my home away from home... I dunno, but I'm always trying to use the church key on the home door or the home key on the church door.

 

[melita916]

when going out with friends means you meet at someone's house and sit around talking or watch a movie... and someone always falls asleep during the movie lol

 

[GandalfTheWhite]

When you call somebody to your office and when they get there you forgot what you wanted to tell them

 

[melita916]

When you call somebody to your office and when they get there you forgot what you wanted to tell them

i've done this but going to jefe's office. i'll get there and not remember why i went

 

[GandalfTheWhite]

i've done this but going to jefe's office. i'll get there and not remember why i went

Oldtimers

 

[blue_ladybug]

when your bones creak and crack louder than a squeaky board in an old house..