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kodiak

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skylove7 said:
ROFL...Kodiak! I have sat here ten minutes thinking its impossible for a Slinky to go up!
Bahaha....leave it up to you to think of a way 'smarty pants' heehee ;-)
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I was thinking never ending fun on the escalator......I wasn't trying to make it go up
 
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skylove7

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OK.....shhhwwoooossshhhh....ova me head! Lol...u lost me there mate!
 
kodiak

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skylove7 said:
OK.....shhhwwoooossshhhh....ova me head! Lol...u lost me there mate!
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I like where you took it...You disproved your own thought...I was thinking make the slinky go down the escalators going up....It would not reach the top or bottom....but we can put it on the escalator and let it reach the top, goes to show you that it is not impossible even though you may think it is on finding a date...God does some amazing things.
 
Oncefallen

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blue_ladybug said:
that's because it's IMITATION syrup, not actual 100% maple syrup..it's basically just flavoring, like you said.. I'll send you some Vermont maple syrup, and you'll definitely taste the difference.. :)
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I'm pretty stingy when it comes to grocery shopping, but syrup is one of the few things I allow myself to splurge on. I love REAL maple syrup even though the fake stuff is a fraction of the cost.
 
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skylove7

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Um dates are easy to find K tha O.....Its the right one!
 
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Oncefallen said:
I'm pretty stingy when it comes to grocery shopping, but syrup is one of the few things I allow myself to splurge on. I love REAL maple syrup even though the fake stuff is a fraction of the cost.
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Question: Prove that Oncefallen is a honeybee.

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Honeybees = draw nectar from plants + sting .... (eqtn. 1)

Oncefallen = looks for REAL syrup + stingy .... (eqtn. 2)

Comparing (1) and (2) we get,

Oncefallen = Honeybee.

Thus, Oncefallen is a honeybee who draws REAL nectar from plants and stings. Hence proved.


Edited to add: If you didn't read 'stingy' as 'STING-eee', then you will not get this joke.
 
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skylove7

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Awww....lol
Touche.....Kody u spun me....bwahaha
Took me fifteen minutes for the light bulb in my head to say.....Nup! Swinky can't go up escalator! Haha God bless ya K to the Diak! Lol
 
CatHerder

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BibleReader said:
Shaving my face annoys me so much sometimes, why why can't I just be smooth as a baby? What use is facial hair? Ah well...
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As someone who never grew facial hair until his 49th year, mustaches are pretty handy. Say you are having something with whipped cream, like a cup of cocoa or a mocha. The whipped cream kind of gets in there and if you lick your 'stache, you get a taste of it, even hours later.

It's wonderful!!
 
MisterMysterious

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Oncefallen said:
I'm pretty stingy when it comes to grocery shopping, but syrup is one of the few things I allow myself to splurge on. I love REAL maple syrup even though the fake stuff is a fraction of the cost.
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I can't tell the difference between stuff like Aunt Jemima and the 100% pure maple syrup.
 
Oncefallen

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Roh_Chris said:
Question: Prove that Oncefallen is a honeybee.

Answer:

Honeybees = draw nectar from plants + sting .... (eqtn. 1)

Oncefallen = looks for REAL syrup + stingy .... (eqtn. 2)

Comparing (1) and (2) we get,

Oncefallen = Honeybee.

Thus, Oncefallen is a honeybee who draws REAL nectar from plants and stings. Hence proved.


Edited to add: If you didn't read 'stingy' as 'STING-eee', then you will not get this joke.
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ummmm, your logic is flawed......

the stingeee is the one getting stung, the stinger is the one doing the stinging :D

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I can't tell the difference between stuff like Aunt Jemima and the 100% pure maple syrup.
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Your taste buds have obviously been destroyed by an overdose of sugar mimicking chemicals. :p
 
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Mornin Ms. Blue, youre early on:) I was up at 4:30am cause this woodpecker wouldnt let me sleep..wonder where that 12 gauge is...no...I'm jk...;)
 
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