10 Things You Didn't Know Yesterday:
1) You would be alive today
2) I would be alive today
3) You would wonder why I am
4) I'd wonder why you are wondering that
5) You would wonder why I don't understand
6) I'd wonder why I should
7) You would wonder why you actually bothered to read this
8) I'd wonder that too
9) You would begin to question my sanity
10) I'd begin to........nah, I know you is looney