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Mar 4, 2013
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Oh!!!
A barefoot boy with his shoes on came walking down the street.
His hands were full of pockets.
His shoes were full of feet.
He was an only child you know, his mothers pride and joy.
His only sister was a girl.
His brother was a boy.

Chorus
And a snake's belt slips because it has no hips.
And a boys best friend is his mother.

He was married to a woman who soon became his wife.
She weighed four-hundred sixty, was skinny all her life.
They had a hundred kids or so.
I knew them all quite will.
The girls all went to heaven and the boys all went out west.

Chorus
And a snake's belt slips because it has no hips.
And a boys best friend is his mother.

So much for unedifying Biblical discussion. LOL :p
 
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cmarieh

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If that husband really loves you, he would love your dad (and mom) as well. He's simply concerned on that, to the point he "lies" saying "I'll be there for dinner".
Do you really think your dad loves you for being a good cook?

We, as dads, developed a special feeling for our daughters and, after we have got one man in the family, the moment we overcome several fears for having a daughter, we fall in love when we see them they're not a risk or too dangerous, as we (I, instead) thought a girl in the family would be.

I was AFRAID of having daughters!

I spent a full year to accept the blond one I firstly got (she passed away) and the 2nd was (and is) a JOY for me.
I know that my dad love me even more than my cooking. He was saying that in a teasing sort of way, giving me a hard time. I have always been a "daddy's girl" and I know that whoever God places in my life will love my dad and of course loves me. My dad loves me more than I could ever imagine and I love him so much and we make it a priority to do things together. He encourages me when I want to cry and is always telling me how proud he is of me that I am doing my best in college and continues to tell me what an amazing wife and mama I will be when God says I am ready for that blessing.
 
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skylove7

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Pardon me....I must briefly confess.....I am but merely the reason,...when you wash your hands at Walmart,...there are no paper towels!...Because I fancy paper mache projects. Forgive me....and thank you! ;-)
 
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psychomom

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Oh!!!
A barefoot boy with his shoes on came walking down the street.
His hands were full of pockets.
His shoes were full of feet.
He was an only child you know, his mothers pride and joy.
His only sister was a girl.
His brother was a boy.

Chorus
And a snake's belt slips because it has no hips.
And a boys best friend is his mother.

He was married to a woman who soon became his wife.
She weighed four-hundred sixty, was skinny all her life.
They had a hundred kids or so.
I knew them all quite will.
The girls all went to heaven and the boys all went out west.

Chorus
And a snake's belt slips because it has no hips.
And a boys best friend is his mother.

So much for unedifying Biblical discussion. LOL :p
would you care for a cookie? :)
 

oldhermit

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Pardon me....I must briefly confess.....I am but merely the reason,...when you wash your hands at Walmart,...there are no paper towels!...Because I fancy paper mache projects. Forgive me....and thank you! ;-)
That's ok. I usually just wipe them on my overalls.
 

melita916

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does everyone else get people trying to set them up on dates?
i can actually say no lol

now, there have been a couple of folk who say i should consider the worship leader of our church. but nooooo lol
 
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psychomom

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don't tell me that you try to set people up.....As long as you don't try to with me, I am ok with that....:p
well...okay.

but i was speaking of people trying to set me up. :p
 
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cmarieh

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Pardon me....I must briefly confess.....I am but merely the reason,...when you wash your hands at Walmart,...there are no paper towels!...Because I fancy paper mache projects. Forgive me....and thank you! ;-)
That is so frustrating, I know how you feel. This has happened in other places I have used their restrooms. I will tell you a little secret what I do. I use the men's restroom. It seems as though it is much cleaner and they are better stocked.
 

roxxyroller

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Well, better take the doggy out for a walk ... so full after dinner! UGH ... nice weather = nice walking exercise! :) Be back later kids! :)
 
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psychomom

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That is so frustrating, I know how you feel. This has happened in other places I have used their restrooms. I will tell you a little secret what I do. I use the men's restroom. It seems as though it is much cleaner and they are better stocked.
the men's room....cleaner??

i just want to follow you around, now. :)
 

tourist

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That is so frustrating, I know how you feel. This has happened in other places I have used their restrooms. I will tell you a little secret what I do. I use the men's restroom. It seems as though it is much cleaner and they are better stocked.
Maybe the guys are negligent in washing their hands so the paper towels last longer and the sinks don't get dirty.
 

kodiak

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That is so frustrating, I know how you feel. This has happened in other places I have used their restrooms. I will tell you a little secret what I do. I use the men's restroom. It seems as though it is much cleaner and they are better stocked.
If I saw you coming out of the men's restroom, I would be so confused as to if someone switched the signs and which was really the men's.....
 
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cmarieh

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the men's room....cleaner??

i just want to follow you around, now. :)
In many cases yes. When I was little and went into town with my dad and needed to use the restroom he would always take me into the men's. I guess I never grew out of it, I just make sure no one else is there when I use it, I ended up learning the hard way about ten years ago, that was embarrassing.

Maybe the guys are negligent in washing their hands so the paper towels last longer and the sinks don't get dirty.
I didn't really want to know that part because that is disgusting.
 
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lol, I am 20 right now and never had a girlfriend, I am sure people are convinced I am going to become a monk....
My sister's are all married and everyone is telling me I am the only one left.....My pastor even wanted to set me up on a date with some woman he knew from the state police....does everyone else get people trying to set them up on dates?
Nope. And I'm a pro at it. :p
 

kodiak

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In many cases yes. When I was little and went into town with my dad and needed to use the restroom he would always take me into the men's. I guess I never grew out of it, I just make sure no one else is there when I use it, I ended up learning the hard way about ten years ago, that was embarrassing.



I didn't really want to know that part because that is disgusting.
You might want someone to stand watch to make sure that you don't get embarrassed again......

disgusting and unhealthy.....