Sarcasm is a sin

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Tintin

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This is one of the best threads I've seen in a long time. It does good for the soul. So many laughs.
The Sirk, thank you for gracing us with your presence.
 
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Sirk

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Night all. Thanks for showing me love. Just in case you don't know this but sarcasm is my love language and I just loved on all of you the way I like to be loved. :)
 
Angela53510

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Hmm! I'm still thinking that some people aren't getting the sarcasm on this thread!

Witty says as witty does!
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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GodIsSalvation said:
Sarcasm: The language of liars.

Literally sarcasm is by its definition purposefully telling someone a lie.

It is good to end sarcasm and not be sarcastic.
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Someone literally does not get the point of this thread. Must be acrocephalic.



Sirk said:
I was actually hauling that over to guys house that was in need of a marshall. It was a one of kind knock off of a Chinese made copy. I gave it away and it was all I owned. How do feel now about your misplaced condemnation of a chosen anointed one.....chock another martyr point for The Sirk.
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How dareth thee mocketh trutheth by beingeth associatedeth witheth a knocketh-offeth!

Sarah, did you find a doctor to deal with your sprainetheth tongueth? Send my his numbereth, pleaseth?
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Sirk said:
I know....I have discerned that it is highly effective.....kinda like the the suggestive powers inherent in the force on Star Wars that Luke displayed when he was rescuing Han Solo from jabba the hut who had frozen him in a block of some sort of space age metallic material ...
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Carbonite

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... at his lair on that one planet that I cannot for the life of me remember the name of.
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Tatooine, also Luke's home planet. Ten bonus points: What had Jabba's palace been previous to his occupation of it?

SILENCE! I will derail the threadeth anyeth wayeth Ieth seeeth fit-teth!
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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GodIsSalvation said:
Also to add to this one:

Proverbs 26:25

[SUP]25 [/SUP]When he speaketh fair, believe him not: for there are seven abominations in his heart.
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Definitely acrocephalic.

Also needs an endoscopy for the removal of a foreign object.
 
SarahM777

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Viligant_Warrior said:
Someone literally does not get the point of this thread. Must be acrocephalic.



How dareth thee mocketh trutheth by beingeth associatedeth witheth a knocketh-offeth!

Sarah, did you find a doctor to deal with your sprainetheth tongueth? Send my his numbereth, pleaseth?
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Itith beith 1it-800ith-sprainedith tongueth. :p
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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SarahM777 said:
Itith beith 1it-800ith-sprainedith tongueth. :p
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Forsooth and forthwith shall I call this man of healing ...

... eth!

Sirk: SILENCE, "lord" of sarcasm ... thou speakesteth with a lack of wisdom! Seeketh after it with due haste ... and little effort at seriousness ...

... eth!
 
ArtsieSteph

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I am honestly glad someone made this because it needed to be addressed. So many people misunderstand the art of snark
 
jsr1221

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ArtsieSteph said:
I am honestly glad someone made this because it needed to be addressed. So many people misunderstand the art of snark
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Sarcasm is an art? Hmm. Never thought of it that way. And here I just used it as a way to not go off on people with no common sense.:rolleyes:
 
jsr1221

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Joidevivre said:
One thing you have done today is keep me from any other threads (their loss?). Like a church I just can't leave. Will there be an offering taken soon?
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Will there be food?
 
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atwhatcost

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Sirk said:
SILENCE! It will be to the peril of those who try extinguish the truth that I have unfolded before thee this day.
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Okay, did anyone else hear Dumbledore's voice with the word SILENCE?
 
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atwhatcost

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JesusIsAll said:
I will follow thee, if thou wouldst answer thus,

Dost thou confess with thy tongue (fingers on keyboard permiteth, one time thus) that thou believest the sinless o'er ChristianChat be not come in the flesh?

That thou dost neither use bathroom, save mirror therein?

That thou art exceeding sinless, than we holiest of holier-than-thou?

That thou and five fingers measure thy fellows be alone in yon kingdom of heaven, with Lord, to correcteth He?

And who is this Jesus, we knowest not?
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I'm just impressed you said all that using proper Elizabethan English. lol
 
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atwhatcost

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Joidevivre said:
As the first disciple of Sirk, I know that without Sirk's truth, you who are sarcastic will never know you are living a lie, or have fallen under the influence of sneaky, subtle Angela who dares to profane Firk's , um, Sirk's name.

You can tell by the fruit of Blue Ladybug that she is not a disciple. I've always been suspicious. But, now my mind is clear.
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Do ladybugs produce fruit? Kind of thought their thing was aphid eating, not fruit bearing. lol
 
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atwhatcost

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Joidevivre said:
Angela - pray tell me how you can break every bond, and yet enslave every captive?

You seem to be twisting truth, as you have a reputation of doing. How do you think you got all those reputation marks?
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Oh, no! Now we're pray telling. This is getting more and more into Huh English! lol
 
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atwhatcost

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SarahM777 said:

And how did you know it was God telling you so? :confused:
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I sense the stocks are in order shortly. I'm just wondering if we bring our own rotten tomatoes, or are they provided. lol
 
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atwhatcost

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Sirk said:
There was a time when I thought like a child....like most of you here....I spoke as a child.....destroyed my parents things as a child, was selfish like a child, didn't bathe as a child or contribute as a child, stunk like a hot foot forest like a child....wait a minute...never mind....I've always been a pillar of righteousness cleanness and there might not be hope for any of you.
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Clarification, oh might Sirk. What's a hot foot forest and why does it stink?
 
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atwhatcost

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JesusIsAll said:
Yes, maybe that does require translation. There will be the Lord and about five people here in the kingdom of heaven, and that's it. They will correct the Lord of His gospel errors.


This Jesus doth make sense. But thou knowest not this be ChristianChat? Can ye be saved, who doest not cartwheels, who partaketh not the holy granola? I don yarmulke and go yon, with yad, inquiteth of the great prophet, Buffalo Bill Hawkins, whether this simple gospel be believed, or knocketh one off high horse.
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Holy cow! Both Elizabethan English and rootin' tootin' English in one quick paragraph. Maybe we found the next prophet to dethrone the might Sirk. How does five minutes of throne sound to you?
 
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