Sarcasm is a sin

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Joidevivre

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We do eat aphids. However Sirk is a nasty evil foul-tasting worm with a rotten stench and anyone who gets near him will catch his sarcastic disease.. hint, hint, Joidevivre.. ;)


Originally Posted by Joidevivre

As the first disciple of Sirk, I know that without Sirk's truth, you who are sarcastic will never know you are living a lie, or have fallen under the influence of sneaky, subtle Angela who dares to profane Firk's , um, Sirk's name.

You can tell by the fruit of Blue Ladybug that she
IS a disciple. I've always been suspicious. But, now my mind is clear.


I amended your statement, Joi.. obviously you've fallen under the evil Sirk's powers and he's using you for his own nefarious agenda. I think it's YOU who is a false disciple and shows it with every word you write..


I'm nervous around ladybugs. They always appear harmless, but something seems off! And blue ones? Real weird.
And Sirk sees through your camouflage too. And those little dots! Haven't you heard that there are not only wolves in sheep's clothing, but there is great danger in those who wear little dots? I read it in the scriptures (just don't remember where). I used to have a dress with little dots on it, and it never felt right.

Come out and show yourself! And quit hiding behind the color blue.
 
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It continues to live in sin....and never repents.

BLB is cool.
The color blue needs to seek forgiveness.
You've been hanging around the OSAS and sinless perfection threads too much,me thinks. :p
 

blue_ladybug

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I'm nervous around ladybugs. They always appear harmless, but something seems off! And blue ones? Real weird.
And Sirk sees through your camouflage too. And those little dots! Haven't you heard that there are not only wolves in sheep's clothing, but there is great danger in those who wear little dots? I read it in the scriptures (just don't remember where). I used to have a dress with little dots on it, and it never felt right.

Come out and show yourself! And quit hiding behind the color blue.

the scriptures of what? sarcasm? Actually I'm an alien in disguise..now you know my secret and I'm gonna have to...deal with you now.. :cool:
 

blue_ladybug

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It continues to live in sin....and never repents.

BLB is cool.
The color blue needs to seek forgiveness.

SILENCE!! Blue is a royal color..you speak nothing but lies! Get thee hence, thou evil varmint!! ;)
 

Joidevivre

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the scriptures of what? sarcasm? Actually I'm an alien in disguise..now you know my secret and I'm gonna have to...deal with you now.. :cool:

It is the scriptures according to The Sirk.
And I always knew you were an alien in disguise. I never have trusted ladybugs.
So, bring it on, sister!
 
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oldthennew

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oh dear,

my eyes are 'blue', as well as the sea, my heart believes in my own -
who know that above the sky we each can always believe and rely on a brand new day.
 
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Sirk

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It is the scriptures according to The Sirk.
And I always knew you were an alien in disguise. I never have trusted ladybugs.
So, bring it on, sister!

This is correct. SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken.
 
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Night all. Thanks for showing me love. Just in case you don't know this but sarcasm is my love language and I just loved on all of you the way I like to be loved. :)
Sirk..if we wanted you to type or talk we would give you permission Haahahhahahahhahhahhah PEACE OUT BRO haha
 

Atwood

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Yeah, Sarcasm is a big, big, huge, unpardonable, atrocious, abominable SIN! And your goin' to Hell for it.
 
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Sirk

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Oh Sir Sirk,this blond still does not know what you mean by the word silence. :p
I'm giving you a little more time to discern what The Sirk means.....SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken.
 
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Sirk

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The Sirk has returned to speak truth to his people who strive and wish they could be like Him..... (notice I capitalized Him as in Me...I even capitalize Me because it is proper). If there is something that you wish from The Sirk....ask...and it might or might not be given to him (notice I didn't capitalize him in that instance because I was talking about you) (or her as the case may be) according The Sirks good will and purpose. (Notice in the previous sentence that I used apostrophes to make 3 different points in the same sentence and then used them again in this sentence also notice that there is not a question mark at the end of this sentence because The Sirk mad a statement and did not ask a question.) This is something only that The Sirk is able to do.

SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken.
 
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Angela53510

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The Sirk has returned to speak truth to his people who strive and wish they could be like Him..... (notice I capitalized Him as in Me...I even capitalize Me because it is proper). If there is something that you wish from The Sirk....ask...and it might or might not be given to him (notice I didn't capitalize him in that instance because I was talking about you) (or her as the case may be) according The Sirks good will and purpose. (Notice in the previous sentence that I used apostrophes to make 3 different points in the same sentence and then used them again in this sentence also notice that there is not a question mark at the end of this sentence because The Sirk mad a statement and did not ask a question.) This is something only that The Sirk is able to do.

SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken.
Just a small point.

"according The Sirks good will and purpose"

Should be: The Sirk's good will...."

It is the possessive case (genitive) and therefore needs the apostrophe between the Sirk and the final "s."

Because of this unspeakable sin of forgetting to use proper grammar, the sirk, formerly known as The Sirk, is hereby going to bad places when he dies, or maybe before.

Mind your p's and q's. And your apostrophes!!!