Sarcasm is a sin

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atwhatcost

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dcontroversal said:
Oh grandmaster poo-bah of knowledgeth.....I needeth my boot-eths as it runneth deepeth in the world of the great Sirk..master of wisdom and instruction HAH
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No mere thigh-highs either. All the way up to our waist and headed to our necks. lol
 
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Sirk said:
You will be able to tasteth it and you will knoweth. It will be as tho the nectar of the Gods has had a piece of fresh produce of your choosing dipped therein and thou hast chewethed it like an Assyrian spotted goat chewethed it's cud.
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Did we just get back to rotten fruit on bosoms or road apples? :confused:
 
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I hate you guys right now cuz I was trying to be good and now I'm craving ice cream.
 
SarahM777

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Sirk said:
I hate you guys right now cuz I was trying to be good and now I'm craving ice cream.
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Well you can have the Metaphorical ice cream to eat with the Metaphorical spoon. (Although of course this is all Metaphorical):D
 
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cmarieh

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Sirk said:
I hate you guys right now cuz I was trying to be good and now I'm craving ice cream.
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Geez. You have me wanting ice cream now. I just need to be good and not procrastinate on a huge project I am working on so I can treat myself later. Anyway, just stopped in surprised this thread is still going and going on 17 pages. Sirk, I must say you stumbled across one good topic my friend:)
 
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Sirk said:
I hate you guys right now cuz I was trying to be good and now I'm craving ice cream.
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What flavor? Don't you wish they would make pecan brittle in coffee ice cream? I loved Cherry Garcia.





(Just checking if I can tempt the prophet. :eek:)
 
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cmarieh said:
Geez. You have me wanting ice cream now. I just need to be good and not procrastinate on a huge project I am working on so I can treat myself later. Anyway, just stopped in surprised this thread is still going and going on 17 pages. Sirk, I must say you stumbled across one good topic my friend:)
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Judging from your avatar, are you going with Neapolitan ice cream?





(Subliminal tempting the prophet. :p)
 
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We've identified another sin....tempting people with an ice cream picture.....very grievous error. I will repay sayest The Sirk.
 
SarahM777

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Sirk said:
We've identified another sin....tempting people with an ice cream picture.....very grievous error. I will repay sayest The Sirk.
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The banana split is 6.95 plus tax and the sundae is 3.95 plus tax. I accept checks,cash or money orders. :D
 
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Sirk said:
We've identified another sin....tempting people with an ice cream picture.....very grievous error. I will repay sayest The Sirk.
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Woohoo, Sarah! You're in the clear. The Mighty Sirk didn't try silencing you!

(Methinks, the Mighty Sirk is trying to get Bessy to give him some good cream pronto.)
 
SarahM777

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atwhatcost said:
Woohoo, Sarah! You're in the clear. The Mighty Sirk didn't try silencing you!

(Methinks, the Mighty Sirk is trying to get Bessy to give him some good cream pronto.)
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I'm not worried about the might Sirk. (Just a bit concerned whether his check will clear if he chooses to pay by check) :p
 
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SarahM777 said:
I'm not worried about the might Sirk. (Just a bit concerned whether his check will clear if he chooses to pay by check) :p
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It sounds like Sarah is the one writing checks that her fingers can't cash....for I am The Sirk.. and it is I who determines value!

Silence! The Sirk has spoken
 
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Sirk said:
It sounds like Sarah is the one writing checks that her fingers can't cash....for I am The Sirk.. and it is I who determines value!

Silence! The Sirk has spoken
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I notice the Sirk didn't understand the blond. :p
 
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SarahM777 said:
The banana split is 6.95 plus tax and the sundae is 3.95 plus tax. I accept checks,cash or money orders. :D
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LOL....The Sirk missed this one but still.......

Silence! The Sirk has spoken!
 
Reborn

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Triple H at again today?

TRIPLE H: SERVING THE PUBLIC SINCE 2014
 
SarahM777

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Sirk said:
LOL....The Sirk missed this one but still.......

Silence! The Sirk has spoken!
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OH OH The Sirk may be in trouble with the first church of legalism of legalist lawyers and magistrates. According to their book of Legal Leo I 1:45 missing posts in a chat room is a SIN. They will strip you of your sinless perfection card,and take you to court,and file so many legal briefs that you will be defending against for many centuries,unless you repent of this henious sin. :p
 
mwc68

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Sirk said:
If you engage in it you are like the heathen and there is no good in you. Especially if you use it to try to thwart the teaching of the anointed ones.....like me...who is anointed completely and fully with the absolute truth of things.
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What arrogance and total lack of humility
 
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