Corrupting Conservative Christian Men and Thinking about Pizza...

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melita916

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i 100% confirm that i love pizza
 
SarahM777

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melita916 said:
prove that pizza is pagan :p lol
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But I didn't say it. I heard it on the internet. Right here

seoulsearch said:
Shannon, I totally dig your style!!! I was wanting to start a thread asking for people to make up completely ridiculous thread titles based on the ridiculous demands going on here the past few days.

Now, let's talk about what's REALLY worth discussing.

Such as... "Conservative Christian Men Who Are Corrupted by Patronizing Pagan Pizzas..."

I'm telling you. This kind of thing keeps me awake at night.
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I knew someone said pizza is pagan. :p

(Unless of course she meant that only some pizza is pagan) :D
 
JesusLives

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p_rehbein said:
I can neither confirm nor deny that I struggle with decision making
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That would be a BIG 10/4 on the inability to make a decision.....lol Breaker, breaker 1 9ner......we have an inability here.....copy that......Blond out....
 
Shannon50

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SarahM777 said:
But I didn't say it. I heard it on the internet. Right here






I knew someone said pizza is pagan. :p

(Unless of course she meant that only some pizza is pagan) :D
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Well-- Pegan Pizza would be pizza that encourages women to wear heals and lipsticks
 
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Did someone say pizza?
 
Shannon50

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or.... pizza that wears heals and lipsticks
 
Shannon50

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or pizza whose heals clash with her lipsticks
 
seoulsearch

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C'mon, people.

The pizza has to be modest.

Anything more than plain cheese, and if you're REALLY pushing the envelope, *gasp*, 1 topping, is completely way too showy, verging on obscene.

And for heaven's sake, NO ANCHOVIES.

Everyone knows anchovies are WAY too sexy.
 
Olerica

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*shakes head*

I've been entertaining corrupt pizza... obscene pizza even.
 
seoulsearch

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Olerica said:
*shakes head*

I've been entertaining corrupt pizza... obscene pizza even.
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Pagan!!

*shakes head*

Oh Olerica, sweetheart.

You're obviously letting all us other Conservative Christian Women down.
 
Olerica

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Probably something about repenting.

Also? Can we define Conservative Christian Women? I might not fit the bill. Maybe I'm a psudoLiberal Christian woman, or a fauxConservaLiberal. I don't know. I need a scale or some sort of measure.

(Wow, I am being silly. This is like Spring Fever over here)
 
SarahM777

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seoulsearch said:
You mean the shaker filled with parmesan cheese?
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But aren't you adding an extra topping to the pizza,so it's no longer a MODEST pizza? :confused:

And if that's so doesn't that make you a pizza hypocrite? :p
 
SarahM777

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Olerica said:
Probably something about repenting.

Also? Can we define Conservative Christian Women? I might not fit the bill. Maybe I'm a psudoLiberal Christian woman, or a fauxConservaLiberal. I don't know. I need a scale or some sort of measure.

(Wow, I am being silly. This is like Spring Fever over here)
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Yup. :D

On the questions. I are confused. :confused:
 
seoulsearch

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SarahM777 said:
But aren't you adding an extra topping to the pizza,so it's no longer a MODEST pizza? :confused:

And if that's so doesn't that make you a pizza hypocrite? :p
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D'OH!!!

No, no, no.

I choose to blame it all on you... If you'd all just be more conservative... I wouldn't have to allow myself to be seduced by pagan consumption. Obviously.

I mean, I can't help it that you're so all so wild and out of control that you're obviously driving me into the kitchens of heathen foods.
 
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