Corrupting Conservative Christian Men and Thinking about Pizza...

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lil_christian

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Hmmm I wonder if Cheesus Crust makes modest, conservative, pizzas. :p


(Sorry, I CANNOT get past that...that pizza shop name was so ridiculous and unlikely it just ended up being hilarious instead of offensive. XD)
 
seoulsearch

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Lil' shoots, she scores... and it's Cheesus Crust... for the win!!

The OP also had another post in another forum that talked about smoking things outside the law and getting drunk. As soon as the mods saw that... he was gone.
 
SarahM777

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seoulsearch said:
D'OH!!!

No, no, no.

I choose to blame it all on you... If you'd all just be more conservative... I wouldn't have to allow myself to be seduced by pagan consumption. Obviously.

I mean, I can't help it that you're so all so wild and out of control that you're obviously driving me into the kitchens of heathen foods.
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I don't put parmesan cheese on my pizza. (Nor little fishies) :D
 
seoulsearch

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SarahM777 said:

I don't put parmesan cheese on my pizza. (Nor little fishies) :D
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You might, just MIGHT, be considered...

Almost worthy to be considered.

It depends, of course, on WHERE you consume your pizza.

(Hint, the correct answer would be, in the sanctuary...)
 
SarahM777

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seoulsearch said:
You might, just MIGHT, be considered...

Almost worthy to be considered.

It depends, of course, on WHERE you consume your pizza.

(Hint, the correct answer would be, in the sanctuary...)
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But my down fall is pepperoni. :p

At home. :)

(Which sanctuary?) :confused:
 
lil_christian

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Parmesan is THE BEST on pizza. I think I miss parmesan cheese the most out of any other cheese besides mild cheddar. I could live without mozzarella but PARMESAN....ooooooh, parmesan...
 
melita916

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can't

stop

laughing
 
seoulsearch

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lil_christian said:
Parmesan is THE BEST on pizza. I think I miss parmesan cheese the most out of any other cheese besides mild cheddar. I could live without mozzarella but PARMESAN....ooooooh, parmesan...
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You see, right there?

Open proof of the incurable temptation of parmesan.

Obviously, parmesan is of the devil.

And therefore, yet something else a Good Conservative Christian Would NEVER Touch, let alone put on their food.
 
Shannon50

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Man, I've been missing out on some conversation getting my two little boys into bed--- I also need a scale or some sort of measure
 
lil_christian

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melita916 said:
can't

stop

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You and me both. XD

seoulsearch said:
You see, right there?

Open proof of the incurable temptation of parmesan.

Obviously, parmesan is of the devil.

And therefore, yet something else a Good Conservative Christian Would NEVER Touch, let alone put on their food.
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Hey, now, are you saying I've been kicked out of the Christian Conservative Women's club because I eat parmesan?? :eek: I can't believe this! How dare you :p :rolleyes:
 
Olerica

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lil_christian said:
Parmesan is THE BEST on pizza. I think I miss parmesan cheese the most out of any other cheese besides mild cheddar. I could live without mozzarella but PARMESAN....ooooooh, parmesan...
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Peccorino Romano, sister! Sheep or goat milk cheese parm. YUM.
 
lil_christian

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Olerica said:
Peccorino Romano, sister! Sheep or goat milk cheese parm. YUM.
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Oooh that's out there?? I swear, I live in the wrong state for my dietary restrictions! See, the midwest has yet to catch on with all these things. They still think it's the work of the hippies as far as they're concerned. Though, the demand is slowly growing, it probably won't be for another 3 years that I have access to some of these things.
 
Olerica

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lil_christian said:
Oooh that's out there?? I swear, I live in the wrong state for my dietary restrictions! See, the midwest has yet to catch on with all these things. They still think it's the work of the hippies as far as they're concerned. Though, the demand is slowly growing, it probably won't be for another 3 years.
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Imported though, pretty much. Most American is a blend
 
lil_christian

lil_christian

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Olerica said:
Imported though, pretty much. Most American is a blend
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True.

Also I'd totally find it on the internet if I could, but I just get the feeling ordering cheese on the internet is probably NOT in my best interest. The internet is great for many things, but I will never buy cheese and produce (fruits and veggies) off of there. :p
 
melita916

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i want pizza now.

all of yous = stumbling block

:p
 
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I had some topless pizza...,,



No sauce :D
 
seoulsearch

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Rosesrock said:
I had some topless pizza...,,



No sauce :D
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HERESY!!!

50 lashes with an al dente noodle!!

OH YES, I DID. I TOTALLY WENT THERE.

I just brought pasta into this discussion.
 
DuchessAimee

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^^^^ I probably shouldn't have said that.



 
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