Sarcasm is a sin

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Blain

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Be careful, the make-up is corrupting it's moppy appearance. It may leave you to clean someone else's floor (it's purpose is to fool you from liking plain looking mops)
you don't think he uses her to mop the floor? that's messed up if so
 

Blain

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Bummer i so totally look under 21
I look like i'm 12 but luckily I have my id if I didn't then I couldn't even get into R rated movies it has happened before
 
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NewWine

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well I am going to seven eleven to get some snacks and soda anyone want anything and no I am not getting you any alcohol so get that thought of your mind, you know who you are
A large Coke Slurpee please, with a little cherry Slurpee mixed.
 

Shannon50

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Since all the power hungry people are gone, we need a new leader. I don't nominate myself because I'd rather be a whinner underneath the struggle.
 
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Rosesrock

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I look like i'm 12 but luckily I have my id if I didn't then I couldn't even get into R rated movies it has happened before
And Mr blain, why are you seeing rated R movies? You are grounded hand over your phone
 

Blain

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And Mr blain, why are you seeing rated R movies? Yij are grounded hand over your phone
well I simply cant resist horror movies, i regret nothing! but seriously i be back i will grace you with presence soon
 

jamie26301

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If you engage in it you are like the heathen and there is no good in you. Especially if you use it to try to thwart the teaching of the anointed ones.....like me...who is anointed completely and fully with the absolute truth of things.
Passive sarcasm - level expert. ;)
 

ArtsieSteph

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Because the art of sarcasm is one the the top tiers of human achievements
 

jamie26301

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Because the art of sarcasm is one the the top tiers of human achievements
That's actually true - some of the most influential pieces of literature, drama, and art are satire.
 

Joidevivre

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Silence! The Sirk needs no attention. The Sirk is an island of goodness....sweet honeydoo and good happiness stuff.
I must interrupt this flow of ungodliness to inform you that The Sirk's eye is clouded and, therefore, his whole body is filled with darkness. And that darkness is the darkest darkness of all. Jesus said something about that problem.

Be warned.
 
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Sirk

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I must interrupt this flow of ungodliness to inform you that The Sirk's eye is clouded and, therefore, his whole body is filled with darkness. And that darkness is the darkest darkness of all. Jesus said something about that problem.

Be warned.
You used to like me. :(
 

Joidevivre

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I truly did, Sirk, until you made a poor weak fragile mop bow to your authority. Why pick on mops?
 

Joidevivre

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Mops are a weaker vessel and must know their place!
I am starting a support group for mops. I used to be a mop. But I found the place in scriptures where if a mop has just a little bit of faith, that mop will be set free from bondage. But their faith must come from hearing this word.
 

Joidevivre

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All mops must be set free from works. False teachings.
 

Joidevivre

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Do you, Sirk, force your mop to continue to work for her blessings?