Ministering to homospirituals

[atwhatcost]

you guys...and girls derailed my thread. We are talking about the plight of homospirituals.......they have to use the same bathrooms as us...etc etc. I mean how gross they can't have their own pure potty portal to rest their perfect little fannies on.

Ummm, that's my reoccurring dream. I can't find a clean bathroom. lol

 

[atwhatcost]

Homospirituals wouldn't need their own bathrooms.

They think they're above having to use one.

Either that, or they think anything they pop out is golden treasure anyway.

That's what I don't get about people who think they're better than others, for any reason. As long as you still go the bathroom and will one day die, you're on the same level as every other human being on the planet.

A Jewish friend of my hubby defined schmuck to him. I'll clean it up a bit, but a schmuck is someone who goes to the bathroom and thinks it's a Rembrandt. lol

 

[Rosesrock]

Ummm, that's my reoccurring dream. I can't find a clean bathroom. lol

Port-a-pottys were the enemy's idea

 

[Sirk]

But Babe is such a guy-word. lol

I've never really used this word and when people have said it to me it felt awkward for some reason. I have this friend who calls everybody names and not nice ones that I can say on here.....and he makes it feel good when he does....almost like a compliment. It's the most mind bending experience for the uninitiated. LOL

 

[Rosesrock]

I've never really used this word and when people have said it to me it felt awkward for some reason. I have this friend who calls everybody names and not nice ones that I can say on here.....and he makes it feel good when he does....almost like a compliment. It's the most mind bending experience for the uninitiated. LOL

Fyi, i have a habit of calling people dude. It's a term of endearment. I was shocked when i had a couple people offended.

 

[cmarieh]

Port-a-pottys were the enemy's idea

That is my best friend when I go camping

 

[atwhatcost]

Who is Bruce Jenner...I've never heard of that person.[/QUOTE

Apparently, he has a split personality.

Honestly, I feel terrible for Bruce. He thought if he changed his body parts, he'd feel better about what's inside. Worse yet, once he finds out that didn't work, he will have to pretend for the rest of his life, because everyone has toted him as "so brave." I would hate to have my HUGE mistakes plastered across the tube, the internet, and on billboards like that and never have someone I could go to and say, "I really screwed up big time!"

That is so absolutely lonely and sad.

 

[Sirk]

Ummm, that's my reoccurring dream. I can't find a clean bathroom. lol

Problem solved. Just keep one of these in your purse.

 

[melita916]

Honestly, I feel terrible for Bruce. He thought if he changed his body parts, he'd feel better about what's inside. Worse yet, once he finds out that didn't work, he will have to pretend for the rest of his life, because everyone has toted him as "so brave." I would hate to have my HUGE mistakes plastered across the tube, the internet, and on billboards like that and never have someone I could go to and say, "I really screwed up big time!"

That is so absolutely lonely and sad.

i really did pray for him. i had the same thought as you did about him thinking he'll finally be happy.

 

[Rosesrock]

That is my best friend when I go camping

Ok ok cm is a glass half full girl. Hugs for that!!!

 

[atwhatcost]

I have this vision of you.

You are standing guard at your thread holding a spear.
I come up to it.

You say: Who tries and enter The Sirks thread?
Me: Ummm, its just me, man.

You: What have you brought The Sirk?
Me:.Golly.....l have a half eaten fruit rollup, want some?

You nod, and hit the like button.
I've been approved by The Sirk.

Wrong! The person would be rejected for using "man" instead of "dude." Well, unless it's a rollup Sirk really likes. lol

 

[Rosesrock]

Honestly, I feel terrible for Bruce. He thought if he changed his body parts, he'd feel better about what's inside. Worse yet, once he finds out that didn't work, he will have to pretend for the rest of his life, because everyone has toted him as "so brave." I would hate to have my HUGE mistakes plastered across the tube, the internet, and on billboards like that and never have someone I could go to and say, "I really screwed up big time!"

That is so absolutely lonely and sad.

I can't imgine that number of bruce's that wake up with clarity thinking what did i just do....

 

[Sirk]

Honestly, I feel terrible for Bruce. He thought if he changed his body parts, he'd feel better about what's inside. Worse yet, once he finds out that didn't work, he will have to pretend for the rest of his life, because everyone has toted him as "so brave." I would hate to have my HUGE mistakes plastered across the tube, the internet, and on billboards like that and never have someone I could go to and say, "I really screwed up big time!"

That is so absolutely lonely and sad.

It is sad but you know what....if I was his friend I would have said.....dude...seriously....this is a mistake and you need to reconsider this course of action you are taking. You're broken and this ain't gonna fix it...it'll make it worse.

 

[atwhatcost]

I've read these posts over and over and I still have no idea what a homospiritual is? It doesn't sound good.

homospiritual - a person who thinks only his/her spirit smells good. All other people smell like a hot foot forest. (And since I had to ask what a hot foot forest is, it's Sirk's description of something that smells so bad that it smells like many, hot stinky feet the size of trees.)

 

[cmarieh]

Ok ok cm is a glass half full girl. Hugs for that!!!

Roserock, I try to have a positive spin on everything even though it can be challenging at times. *HUGS*

I am a little puzzled though because lately so many people are calling me Ma'am I know completely random

 

[Sirk]

homospiritual - a person who thinks only his/her spirit smells good. All other people smell like a hot foot forest. (And since I had to ask what a hot foot forest is, it's Sirk's description of something that smells so bad that it smells like many, hot stinky feet the size of trees.)

EXACTLY!! You get me like I've never been gotten!

 

[atwhatcost]

*Note To Self*

Whatever happens... DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT get into any unnecessary arguments with atwhatcost.

She will completely annihilate you!



(I can totally relate to what you're saying, AWC .)

That is, if you can still read my post and haven't put me on Ignore yet.

Not to worry. Usually in a really heated argument, I'll stop to ponder what a hot feet forest is. And then I wander away completely unaware I was supposed to land some plane.

 

[atwhatcost]

Lynn doesn't mess around.
She'll tell it like it is.

Then send you to your room.

Yeah, but I won't take away your computer or TV in your room.

 

[Sirk]

Not to worry. Usually in a really heated argument, I'll stop to ponder what a hot feet forest is. And then I wander away completely unaware I was supposed to land some plane.

Okay...now I have to explain landing the plane. Landing the plane means to give up fighting and start thinking of some sort of win/win scenario. The problem with trying to keep the plane in the air too long is that the ones we fly are not capable of mid flight refueling.....it you're pickin up what I'm throwing down.

 

[Rosesrock]

Roserock, I try to have a positive spin on everything even though it can be challenging at times. *HUGS*

I am a little puzzled though because lately so many people are calling me Ma'am I know completely random

We all can be difficult...*cough* *cough* but at least the name calling could be worse.
A compassionate heart is to be treasured, although those that care the most tend to carry the most burden.