Ministering to homospirituals

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Sirk

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I'm surprised there isn't a homospiritual march going on as we speak somewhere is the deep deep Deep South.
 
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I'm surprised there isn't a homospiritual march going on as we speak somewhere is the deep deep Deep South.
Oh, Oh, now that is scary, I live in Southeast Texas the deep south is close to me, I'll keep my eyes peeled and let you know if I see the binding on their Bibles. One if by land two if by sea.

Gotta go, Pickers is comin on tonight and I need to shower.
 

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You know...those people who isolate themselves from the body of Christ and claim some spiritual superiority over everyone else. How do we lead them back to the body of Christ?
I might give you the secret someday :p
 
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JesusIsAll

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Oh, Oh, now that is scary, I live in Southeast Texas the deep south is close to me, I'll keep my eyes peeled and let you know if I see the binding on their Bibles. One if by land two if by sea.

Gotta go, Pickers is comin on tonight and I need to shower.
Do also beware of things that go thump in the night... (Often, it's just John Hagee going to check on the smoker, but you never know.)
 
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JesusIsAll

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I love how our "seasoned" brothers and sisters around here can say such profound things in so few of words. :)
You know how it is. In the final analysis, what can you say?
 
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Rosesrock

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I'm surprised there isn't a homospiritual march going on as we speak somewhere is the deep deep Deep South.
Just got back...,hey i was born Christian
 
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Do also beware of things that go thump in the night... (Often, it's just John Hagee going to check on the smoker, but you never know.)
John Hagee!!!!!!!!!!! Don't get me started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Ugly

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You know...those people who isolate themselves from the body of Christ and claim some spiritual superiority over everyone else. How do we lead them back to the body of Christ?
Really thought this was a thread about Christian homosexuals when i saw the title.
 
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North or South Jersey? (Just checking out how nuts you are. lol)

Originally Gloucester County here, so you can judge how nuts I am. And to give a clearer picture, a few years in Camden County and half a year in Vineland. (That rounds out how nuts I am, right? lol) Someone on here called be a redneck. Had to laugh. I keep thinking people will stop thinking that now that I'm citified, but, hey, redneck is the only neck to have. So, redneck all the way. :D
If you look at Jersey, it looks like Frankenstein's profile from his head to his mid torso, looking west. I live in the midst of his Adam's Apple -- Exit 9. I know you know what Exit 9 means. :cool:
 
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atwhatcost

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Okay...now I have to explain landing the plane. Landing the plane means to give up fighting and start thinking of some sort of win/win scenario. The problem with trying to keep the plane in the air too long is that the ones we fly are not capable of mid flight refueling.....it you're pickin up what I'm throwing down.
Have you ever met someone with such little mechanical knowhow that she might need assistance to change a light-bulb, (but then feels like a mechanic when she can do it all by herself?) That's me. So I kind of freak out when it comes to all things mechanic. The only thing I got out of plane landing, was a bit of panic when I imagined all those doohickeys on the dashboard. (Is that called a dashboard?) So just imagining landing a plane deer-in-the-headlights me.

But now that I know what you mean, does that mean sarcasm-is-a-sin should have been a shorter thread? I admit. I intentionally tried to keep it going. :p
 
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atwhatcost

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If you look at Jersey, it looks like Frankenstein's profile from his head to his mid torso, looking west. I live in the midst of his Adam's Apple -- Exit 9. I know you know what Exit 9 means. :cool:
Yup. Yankee. Not a Southerner. :D
 
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kaylagrl

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Is there some kind of support group we can start at our churches for these poor wretched souls? We could call it "celebrate recovery from your incestuois relationship with your self righteous self importance recovery group".

I want to see that written on a sign...:p
 
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You guys. It makes me feel all warm all over. The thing you are suffering from is being way to serious, and I mean way to serious or should I say, way toooo serious.

Let me give an example. Because you said ....... you have a demon ....... only the pharisees could say that ...... legalism is your middle name ......... you do not even, sorry, EVEN believe Jesus is God, and call yourself a christian ...... huh.

Now anyone from any approximately christian background can come here. Without any filter on what the community believes or thinks. The first thing you read is a few sentences and wow, they are .......

But is that not why you are here to listen to this breadth of opinion, not filtered by denomination, experience, age, background. It is brilliant, a gift, something to learn from.

I once started asking people in a church I was visiting what they believed. Some thought Jesus was great, others reincarnation was probably true, some that they like the social life, others liked the emotional songs. It is only when neutral opportunity comes along you start to hear the true reality and not the pulpit filtered accepted version.

The guys in the corner often have something good to say, in one small area, but they are so alone, they do not see it is actually not that important, but in their mind it is. But they need as much love and help as anyone, and some might actually be right. What you will discover is the body of Christ only knows one consistent thing, they love Jesus.

I suppose the truth is you learn how well that is true for yourself depending on how you treat the rest of us poor souls.

By the way I might sound like I am mouthing off, I am just thinking aloud, and i could be as wrong as the last mental case from the hospital, but it helps my serious condition of being madly in love with the Lord.
 
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Sirk

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Yankee by birth, Southerner at heart, anti-homospiritual by practice. :cool:
Bigot! You're a bigot! I went over and read thru last nights musings on another thread where there are a few homospirituals hanging out and my word....talk about coo coo for cocoa puffs.