How to annoy people

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Miri

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#41
Naa, naa, naa, naa
naa, naa, naa, naa
naa, naa, naa, naa
naa, naa , naa, naa

BATMAAAAAN

Lol - I'm going to be really annoying now - come on admit it.
Its in there going around and around your brain !! :eek:
 
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Miri

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#42
PS I annoy people by telling them I am almost 47 next month and don't have any wrinkles.

Its the saxophone playing ya know, it keeps the jaw line and the muscles around the mouth
firm; and you even get a bit of a four pack from using those stomach muscles to control the air
pressure. Lol

Plus dying the grey hair purple also helps!

So if ya want to stay wrinkle free, you need to become a purple sax player :)

Isn't that really annoying!
 
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Rosesrock

Guest
#43
PS I annoy people by telling them I am almost 47 next month and don't have any wrinkles.

Its the saxophone playing ya know, it keeps the jaw line and the muscles around the mouth
firm; and you even get a bit of a four pack from using those stomach muscles to control the air
pressure. Lol

Plus dying the grey hair purple also helps!

So if ya want to stay wrinkle free, you need to become a purple sax player :)

Isn't that really annoying!
Haha too good.

Yeah my oldest daughter gets annoyed when people mistake me as her sister. Lol
 

ArtsieSteph

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#44
Hahahaha

say im sorry every five seconds when you do something minor: brush against someone, look into their eyes directly, walk in front of them to reach something
 
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Miri

Guest
#46
Stand talking to yourself in the middle of the supermarket aisle (during the
busy period) while comparing the price of two tins of beans and then say
something like - ee when I was a lass I could get a tin of beans for a hapenny
and a whole weeks shopping for a shilling.

While making sure your trolley completely blocks off the aisle.
 
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Mitspa

Guest
#47
Miri...you seem to be an expert at this ?
 
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Miri

Guest
#48
A brother use to be an electrician in the Royal Navy.
He had annoying down to an art form!
 
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skylove7

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#49
Hmmm....I confess I can possibly annoy someone when I talk too much. Lol...but fascinating friends excite me. I cant help it!
Sigh....I suppose I'm lovelier when silent :) But...People Are Exciting To Know Lol...But Yea
..I have to say my over talking could be annoying. I get it from grandma...I can sing lovely. Yess...I will sing instead of bothering people talking lol. So thats my confession :) hee love u all. Sigh...my intentions are sooo sweet. God help me. :)
 
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skylove7

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#50
:) But there is always room for improvement in me :) Lol....

I wrote a song to help my overtalking
And over excitement with fascinating people :)
heehee :) sky's song to sky :)

"Sing instead of chatter
Bout things that do not matter

Be excited bout someone
But do it quietly hee hee"

Silly skylove...Im really not that bad lol
Just want my friends to smile for me...even if the laughs on me haha love you all God bless you mwah ;)
 

tourist

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#52
:) But there is always room for improvement in me :) Lol....

I wrote a song to help my overtalking
And over excitement with fascinating people :)
heehee :) sky's song to sky :)

"Sing instead of chatter
Bout things that do not matter

Be excited bout someone
But do it quietly hee hee"

Silly skylove...Im really not that bad lol
Just want my friends to smile for me...even if the laughs on me haha love you all God bless you mwah ;)
This post is worth a smiley. :)
 
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ember

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#53
5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

I find they get even more annoyed if you respond to everything they say with..........."and your point is?"

haha...just let them go on talking while you look all thoughtful and then when they are finished, look straight at them and go

'Say what now?' I've actually done that a few times when someone just wants to argue...it kind of deflates them
 
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ember

Guest
#54
Make a clicking sound when someone is talking to you. Also you can mouth the words they are saying...this is VERY effective.

oh no...one of my aunts used to do this....I couldn't stop looking at her mouth LOL!
 

Reborn

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#55
Selfies.
Taking a lot of selfies.


With the invention of the selfie, l knew we entered into the end times.
 

p_rehbein

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haha...just let them go on talking while you look all thoughtful and then when they are finished, look straight at them and go

'Say what now?' I've actually done that a few times when someone just wants to argue...it kind of deflates them
.......and your point is?
 
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cmarieh

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#58
Selfies.
Taking a lot of selfies.


With the invention of the selfie, l knew we entered into the end times.
Yes. I don't understand the concept of people taking selfies. I mean I get if you are trying to get a photo of yourself for a profile or trying to get a cute couple photo, but just limit yourself to one or two, its where they constantly take photos of themselves that is annoying.

What is really annoying is when you are trying to have a conversation with someone and they are constantly playing with their phone, or texting someone who is in the same room. I mean, I love having a phone because I like to be prepared for anything, like an emergency and I have had to use mine as that, but I don't live off of my phone. Those people drive me crazy
 
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skylove7

Guest
#59
Lol...cmarieh. Selfies do not bother me. But the ones that hang there tongue out can be annoying. :p My daughter tells me that there are girls that post every move they make on twitter. She said one girl was like * I just shaved my legs Y'all* or. *I just flossed my teeth y'all*

Now lol cmarieh I have flaws Im working on. I tend to get over excited to talk to people umm I cut down my coffee intake lol fixed problem
I have been known to talk too much
Ummm probably due to my secluded life from people I live
So Im quieter than I used to be...lol fixed that problem
But every day cmarieh...I just want to be better and better
I want to be a total joy for someone special
Not an annoyance lol...sigh...
Gods not quite thru with me yet...lol. but I am almost there I think :) lol
 
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missy2014

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#60
For me I get annoyed when people say "anyway" as if to say your point you just made was irrelevant my point that im next going to say matter so um anyway...

and the classic "and?" and your thinking and what? Ive said all I want to say you clearly want more info .

ANNOYING MANNERISMS like the times I had a university professor or my english teacher in highschool they would both clear throats constantly! for no reason (i think..) like every 20 secs is probably bad for your throat.

With the drummer comment yeh I was on a bus the other day and yeh ppl do that the driver was drumming on the sterring wheel when he got the chance, to the songs playing on the radio yeh that doesnt sound very safe