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skylove7

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Id like to ask..why am I even here?

Sigh....I know thats ask God....not ask Reborn. Im sorry. :(
 

Reborn

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Why do the ginger snaps get soft after three days but the bread gets hard?
Not many people know this, but NASA created ginger snaps. They are keeping that technology hidden from the public though.
Hard bread reverse engineering? ???
I also believe they created it in the same studio where they shot the Moon landings.

Why do both my kids think the other is the favorite?
...because you secretly tell each of them that they are your favorite...and then you tell each of them that you will deny it, if they ever say anything. You're confusing them.

Why can't I have cheese with this whine?
You can.
Cheese and wine is disgusting though. It is ,sorry.
Come to think of it, lve only tried boxed wine and Kraft Singles together....so maybe l should give it another try?
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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#24
Reborn,

If "Guns don't shoot people. People shoot people," then do toasters not toast toast? Does toast toast toast?
 

Reborn

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Reborn,

If "Guns don't shoot people. People shoot people," then do toasters not toast toast? Does toast toast toast?

This is gonna sound bad, but when people shoot other people, they have just "toasted" someone. :(



I think?
 
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VioletReigns

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#26
Would you ever wear these roundhouse kickin' pants?

[video=youtube;zCTX1GFp5ko]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTX1GFp5ko[/video]
 

Reborn

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Would you ever wear these roundhouse kickin' pants?

[video=youtube;zCTX1GFp5ko]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTX1GFp5ko[/video]
Lol.
I'm wearing a pair right now.
Well,.......lm ashamed to admit that they are the confederate flag version of those pants.

I think there's something big going on with that flag at the moment?
I'll guess I'll just have to wear them to my parachuting-karate class from now on. Bummer.
 

melita916

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Would you ever wear these roundhouse kickin' pants?

[video=youtube;zCTX1GFp5ko]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTX1GFp5ko[/video]
forget about it!

hahahaha i love that movie!
 
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cmarieh

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#29
Those pants reminded me of a serious question. If superheroes are so smart why do they wear their undershorts over their costume? :confused:

Told you it was serious:rolleyes:
 
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Rosesrock

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#30
Reborn, do you go two a week to therapy or just once.??
 

Reborn

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Those pants reminded me of a serious question. If superheroes are so smart why do they wear their undershorts over their costume? :confused:

Told you it was serious:rolleyes:
Technically, they wear "overwear", so they're good to go.

Reborn, do you go two a week to therapy or just once.??
Twice a day l get "outside time", the rest of the time l'm in a straitjacket.
I respond back here, by typing with my eyelids.
 
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Rosesrock

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#32
Technically, they wear "overwear", so they're good to go.



Twice a day l get "outside time", the rest of the time l'm in a straitjacket.
I respond back here, by typing with my eyelids.
The sun is good for your chemicals to balance and the voices to agree
 

Reborn

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The sun is good for your chemicals to balance and the voices to agree
I'd respond with some long winded comeback.......but l have to ask, have you ever tried speed typing using only your eyelids?

It's not cool.
I have to stop every other word and dip them in Visine.
 
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Rosesrock

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#34
I'd respond with some long winded comeback.......but l have to ask, have you ever tried speed typing using only your eyelids?

It's not cool.
I have to stop every other word and dip them in Visine.
clear eyes for dry eyes
 
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Rosesrock

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#36
Awe man. I just love that guy especially on Ferris Bueller's Day off while he is taking attendance. Lol

that's my fave movie of all time....Bueller Bueller Bueller...LOL
 
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cmarieh

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#37
that's my fave movie of all time....Bueller Bueller Bueller...LOL
I just love the monotone voice, its EPIC. Oh, and Charlie Sheen at the end of the movie is so handsome, but then again that is really the only decent movie I have seen of him
 
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bondservant

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#38
Why do you drive on a parkway , but park in a driveway?
 
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MollyConnor

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#39
Why do high calorie foods taste better? Sigh :(
 

Dino246

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Why do you think Manitoba is in Saskatchewan? Alsatoba and Mantario are in SK, but Manitoba is in Canada. ;)

I'd make some nasty sarcastic comment about ignorant foreigners, but as I'm a foreigner too, that would be simply ignorant, and I prefer not to be nasty. However, I suspect that only the Western Canadians are going to get it anyway.

Canajun, eh,
Dino