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B
I have to study now.
When I think about office stuff, I imagine a man sitting behind a computer trying to bash his head into it/ a little paper clip on a piece of paper trying to sell my soul to the devil.
Then you have the other office supplies that are kind of fun, you know...like pencils, and pens.
You have the regular, brand 2 pencil, if that's what they call it, who is a significant classic. He may get a little smudged on the eraser and cracker some cheesy jokes, but is overall very dependable. But just don't push down, or put him down too hard because he'll end up breaking. Then you have the 5 cent pencils that you can buy at the teaching supply store, or just random pencils you pick up from time to time that have random slogans on the side of them, like "Happy Halloween, happy birthday, congratulations on your new baby..." stuff like that. Pointed pencils are great because they won't ever let you down, and they are always there for you.
Then you have the mechanical pencil. The mechanical pencil is very useful and innovative but can at times be mistaken for a pen, so sometimes you end up disappointed because you were expecting ink rather than pencil markings, which in fact are very thin and very quiet and fragile. But the plus side about mechanical pencil is that they are very creative because they come in all sorts of colors and styles, you never know when they are going to conjure up new designs. Fragile, yet whimsical writing instruments
Then you have the pens, which in themselves, huddle together in their groups. You have the pens which stay in the drawer, which basically stay in the most convenient place possible because they don't get out too often. They would rather come in for a later shift because you never know when someone is going to fall asleep and need one when people keep taking them out of the...
Cup ...pens..... cup pens are generally the managerial favorite. you have them at the convenience and you can depend on them to be there for appearances, as well as the basic necessities. Some of these pens are dry pens as well, which in hindsight promise to deliver but the only superficially get the work done, they are all talk. Then you have the occasional exploding pen that came into work a little heated and likes to spread that ink to everyone else, but the Lord will work that all out because he's cool like that. And then you have durable pens, which are cool too..
I'm all into analogies today,
heeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeee.
When I think about office stuff, I imagine a man sitting behind a computer trying to bash his head into it/ a little paper clip on a piece of paper trying to sell my soul to the devil.
Then you have the other office supplies that are kind of fun, you know...like pencils, and pens.
You have the regular, brand 2 pencil, if that's what they call it, who is a significant classic. He may get a little smudged on the eraser and cracker some cheesy jokes, but is overall very dependable. But just don't push down, or put him down too hard because he'll end up breaking. Then you have the 5 cent pencils that you can buy at the teaching supply store, or just random pencils you pick up from time to time that have random slogans on the side of them, like "Happy Halloween, happy birthday, congratulations on your new baby..." stuff like that. Pointed pencils are great because they won't ever let you down, and they are always there for you.
Then you have the mechanical pencil. The mechanical pencil is very useful and innovative but can at times be mistaken for a pen, so sometimes you end up disappointed because you were expecting ink rather than pencil markings, which in fact are very thin and very quiet and fragile. But the plus side about mechanical pencil is that they are very creative because they come in all sorts of colors and styles, you never know when they are going to conjure up new designs. Fragile, yet whimsical writing instruments
Then you have the pens, which in themselves, huddle together in their groups. You have the pens which stay in the drawer, which basically stay in the most convenient place possible because they don't get out too often. They would rather come in for a later shift because you never know when someone is going to fall asleep and need one when people keep taking them out of the...
Cup ...pens..... cup pens are generally the managerial favorite. you have them at the convenience and you can depend on them to be there for appearances, as well as the basic necessities. Some of these pens are dry pens as well, which in hindsight promise to deliver but the only superficially get the work done, they are all talk. Then you have the occasional exploding pen that came into work a little heated and likes to spread that ink to everyone else, but the Lord will work that all out because he's cool like that. And then you have durable pens, which are cool too..
I'm all into analogies today,
heeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeee.
I agree.
Just got a text, saying he dumped me.
Found someone better he said.
Funny, how love songs revolves around break-up. Man.. these people really need to change the music in the restaurant..
Urgh..some people are trying to eat.
Just got a text, saying he dumped me.
Found someone better he said.
Funny, how love songs revolves around break-up. Man.. these people really need to change the music in the restaurant..
Urgh..some people are trying to eat.
B
i'm sorry to hear what happened, bowharp. want me to beat him up for you? cuz... idk how to fight, so i probably won't be of much help lol
I appreciate your comment Well, better finish off my lunch and head to a park...before I head back to to work.
Take care everyone!
Peace and God bless
S
I agree.
Just got a text, saying he dumped me.
Found someone better he said.
Funny, how love songs revolves around break-up. Man.. these people really need to change the music in the restaurant..
Urgh..some people are trying to eat.
Just got a text, saying he dumped me.
Found someone better he said.
Funny, how love songs revolves around break-up. Man.. these people really need to change the music in the restaurant..
Urgh..some people are trying to eat.
Love isn't as artistic or methodical as the songs that contain it. It's usually slippery and awkward, but can be rewarding in spite of all of those ditties about love and loss.
Good luck, bowharp!
V
I agree.
Just got a text, saying he dumped me.
Found someone better he said.
Funny, how love songs revolves around break-up. Man.. these people really need to change the music in the restaurant..
Urgh..some people are trying to eat.
Just got a text, saying he dumped me.
Found someone better he said.
Funny, how love songs revolves around break-up. Man.. these people really need to change the music in the restaurant..
Urgh..some people are trying to eat.
Awwww, dearheart. I'm sorry for your pain & disappointment. I hope all your friends here can bring a little comfort to you. Grace to you in Jesus, Bowharp! *hugs*
I agree.
Just got a text, saying he dumped me.
Found someone better he said.
Funny, how love songs revolves around break-up. Man.. these people really need to change the music in the restaurant..
Urgh..some people are trying to eat.
Just got a text, saying he dumped me.
Found someone better he said.
Funny, how love songs revolves around break-up. Man.. these people really need to change the music in the restaurant..
Urgh..some people are trying to eat.