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elf3

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Every day you work is monday. Every day you don't work you can call Saturday or Sunday :) it's actually a bonus when the days you don't work are actually Saturday and Sunday. Unfortunately for me I now don't always get those "real" Saturdays and Sundays off and now two days off in a row are a huge bonus.
 
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jennymae

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I recently watched an episode of "I Dream of Jeannie" in which Jeannie blinked her eyes and everyday was Sunday. That would be so sweet!
Oh yeah? What about that old saying "aint seen you in a month of Sundays"? That saying clearly states that a Sunday is sloooow...lol
 

tourist

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Sunday goes by slow for ME. :( And tourist, I thought you were retired? :confused:
Actually, no. Just took some time off after the horror show in Maine and also wanted to spend a lot of time getting to know my wife. I'm working full time and there are days that I feel drained and exhausted but, in the end, I know that it is worth it. Hopefully, I won't be working too many more years, God willing.
 

tourist

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Every day you work is monday. Every day you don't work you can call Saturday or Sunday :) it's actually a bonus when the days you don't work are actually Saturday and Sunday. Unfortunately for me I now don't always get those "real" Saturdays and Sundays off and now two days off in a row are a huge bonus.
I know the feeling. You have just described my situation.
 
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jennymae

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i say monday is cancelled. hurray!

but unfortunately, no one listens to me when i make the announcement. my boss tends to ignore me when i make random outbursts like that :( lol
Sheeesh, Melita, I done told you, dont be listening to him, if he cant make Wednesday a Friday he dont know the first thing about Mondays lol.
 

kodiak

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I recently watched an episode of "I Dream of Jeannie" in which Jeannie blinked her eyes and everyday was Sunday. That would be so sweet!
Every day you work is monday. Every day you don't work you can call Saturday or Sunday :) it's actually a bonus when the days you don't work are actually Saturday and Sunday. Unfortunately for me I now don't always get those "real" Saturdays and Sundays off and now two days off in a row are a huge bonus.
I can call every day Sunday now? Awesome, i can confuse my nurses!
 

JesusLives

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I just made a homemade peach pie.... peeled 7 peaches and made the gooey filling well it wasn't gooey when I put it in the pie but after cooking it turned ooey gooey.......and it looks something like this....

 

mailmandan

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I just made a homemade peach pie.... peeled 7 peaches and made the gooey filling well it wasn't gooey when I put it in the pie but after cooking it turned ooey gooey.......and it looks something like this....

Looks good! Please save some for me and don't forget the whipped cream.
 
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phil112

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A good retort for those that are anti-tattoo.......... :D

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elf3

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I just made a homemade peach pie.... peeled 7 peaches and made the gooey filling well it wasn't gooey when I put it in the pie but after cooking it turned ooey gooey.......and it looks something like this....

Oh that looks good!! I love homemade pie. My mom used to make the best home made pie ever with pecans grown by my uncle.
 

blue_ladybug

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I am a chick magnet :) only problem is the stupid feathers get everywhere and they can't be potty trained ugh

elf3's wife reads this post. The following conversation ensues:

elf: I'm a chick magnet.

wife: Chick magnet for who? *taps foot angrily*

elf: The chickens in the yard, dear.

wife: uh huh, sure, likely story. I BETTER BE THE ONLY CHICK WHO MAGNETIZES YOU!!!

elf: But honey, the chick(ens) are so drawn to me.. Here they come now.

*chickens jump onto elf because their food has iron in it*

elf: See honey, I TOLD you I'm a chick magnet.

wife: Well, I suppose since they're only chicks, it's okay for them to be attracted to you. And just remember I'M your main chick!!



;) :p :eek: :cool:

hah hah.. I'm such a brat.. :cool:

elf3, please show your wife this post. I bet she laughs. :)
 
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elf3

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elf3's wife reads this post. The following conversation ensues:

elf: I'm a chick magnet.

wife: Chick magnet for who? *taps foot angrily*

elf: The chickens in the yard, dear.

wife: uh huh, sure, likely story. I BETTER BE THE ONLY CHICK WHO MAGNETIZES YOU!!!

elf: But honey, the chick(ens) are so drawn to me.. Here they come now.

*chickens jump onto elf because their food has iron in it*

elf: See honey, I TOLD you I'm a chick magnet.

wife: Well, I suppose since they're only chicks, it's okay for them to be attracted to you. And just remember I'M your main chick!!



;) :p :eek: :cool:

hah hah.. I'm such a brat.. :cool:

elf3, please show your wife this post. I bet she laughs. :)
Haha yes you are a brat. Only good thing is I do get some fresh eggs for breakfast.
 
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skylove7

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I know the feeling. You have just described my situation.
Jerry what do you bake. I love baked goods. Nom Noms. Lol
Id knock down ten hooligans to get a piece of Darlenes pie tonight. I am not playin. haha I love you both :)
 
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skylove7

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Haha yes you are a brat. Only good thing is I do get some fresh eggs for breakfast.
Oh boy! I remember grannys farm eggs.mmm.
You could drop one of them and it wouldnt crack
Pure...fresh natural eggs :)
 
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Tintin

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If our focus is on one thing that should be JESUS.....and when I think of Him I see love....not someone wanting and waiting to punish us wicked sinners in Hell.....God is patiently waiting so that none would be lost.... But we humans are so hard headed.... Jesus is where the focus should be....
And I agree, Arlene. But Jesus did often talk about Hell, the seriousness of it and His desire that none would go there. God is beyond multi-faceted. I'm certainly not the turn and burn time, but still no good comes of not talking about Hell ever. And yes, our focus should be Jesus. Thanks.