Kim, why don't you and I crank up the heat on the singles forum and engage in some good old fashioned arson?
I'm sure my girlfriend won't mind, you're an old friend and all.
Alas, Servant. You have finally discovered the secret of the only way to get me to allow a prisoner, er, guest, to leave. Once any of my captives, er, visitors, finds a lady friend, it's all over. I'm just not a "kidnap-another-woman's-man-and-keep-him-captive" kinda girl. It just totally spoils all the magic!
Oh crap... I just called you old.
Duly noted. I'm not saying watch your back or anything... But watch your back.
Guys...... I need help. I'm in a dark room... there are no lights. I remember being thrown in a trunk and I heard us turn right three times and left two times, but I've got no idea where I am.