Whataya mean trying? We just are cool. Can't help it.
I've never ridden a bike, don't plan to. No real reason I don't want to... just no real reason I want to. My uncle has a Yamaha something-or-other though, he loves it. V Star? That sound familiar?
This thread reminds me of a TV commercial I saw one time, for some church that called itself "The church of the holy motorcycle." That wasn't the church's name, just its nickname. In the commercial the pastor rode up on his bike, said a piece for the church and rode away.